It seems like they should

RhaGONEdre StevenSOME fumbles don’t matter

Unrelated but semi-related former Texas Rangers’ 3rd Baseman full name was Hank Joe Blalock. Not Henry Joseph, just Hank Joe. His brother is Jake Willie Blalock

Fantasy football

Looks like me as a kid trying to make every ball my dad threw to me a diving grab when we were playing catch

I follow some people for the express purpose of being like, “okay, the internet is lame, I’m signing off for the day.” I follow Rodg for the express purpose of being like, “okay, there is still cool shit to see, I can now sign off for the day”

One of the best analogies I’ve ever heard: if the biggest California cities are a group of girls or guys are rated, you have San Diego, LA and San Francisco as 10s. Sacramento is like a 7. Would look great on its own but in comparison to the 10s it seems like it kinda sucks

Joha Jaha

Or John Jahn

Whatever man Bischel is a badass

Isaiah Hartenstein grabs the loudest/best rebounds in the game right now IMO. I love a guy who can make a rebound look cool a la Rodman

What else is on your list? Top of the dome without any real introspection:

Nirvana “Lake of Fire” > Meat puppets

Nirvana “The Man Who Sold the World > Bowie (borderline sacrilege, I’m not even a Nirvana guy)

Dr Dog “Heart it Races” > AIH

Manfred Mann “Blinded By the Light” > Bruce

How much money could you have made if you had the Back to the Future 2 almanac that Biff had and bet on the under 4.5 seconds for Seattle to bet Montreal in 3 on 3 overtime in 2025 like 25 years ago?