@jheriseinfeld.bsky.social
budweiser hot seat survivor / senior gas station tv correspondent
Jaxson Dart is short for Jaxsongnan D’Artagnan
09.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
here’s u:
09.11.2025 18:15 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0South Of The Border Signal Caller 2: QBJuan
09.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is mamdani wahlberg anything
09.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Santa Claus, or “St. Anger,”
09.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎵 i wanna know / have u ever received some brain 🎵
08.11.2025 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0interviewer: what do u think of the Iowa offense
gandhi: i think it would be a good idea
*papa roach voice* drive my wife lots of places / in my ‘03 Accord
08.11.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GP in medical terms stands for Glen Powell. you’ll want to see him for regular checkups, routine vaccinations, etc
08.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
booty had me like
08.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let he who is without mids roast the first bone
08.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02 bros, 1 nba cup
08.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0insane that How The Grinch Stole Christmas is based upon Thomas Grinchon’s novel Garland
07.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Italian men are more than 2x as likely to be victims of the epidemic of male madoneliness
07.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0might increase my half-assed performance to three-quarters. watch this space
07.11.2025 18:03 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Mr beast & other rollercoaster tycoons have already left bc of mamdani
07.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Harrison Ford, in the tunnel: i didnt use copilot to revolutionize the way my small business processes expense reports!!
Tommy Lee jones: i dont care
the only useful AI would be if, while doing the Money For Nothing riff air guitar, the Money For Nothing riff played out of every Bluetooth speaker on earth
06.11.2025 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the opp of my opp is my broski
06.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do not refer to our lovemaking as Project Funcatcher
05.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0check your unc status in minutes by calling 1-800-UNC-STAT
05.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i’m always saying this about OOTs!
05.11.2025 16:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Woke 2 2: Look Who’s Woking Too
05.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0insane that Beavis’ full legal name is Beavison Butthead Sliwa
05.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mr Too Damn Measured In My Approach
04.11.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the ultimate stocking stuffer- many are saying this!
04.11.2025 22:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Penny Saver’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
04.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’ll probably keep the gold new era sticker on my new head once it’s attached
04.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
booty had me like
04.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gatsby’s traffic light but replaced by this
04.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
