joke noodle john🏮🎤

I think that if you’re not religious, instead of swearing on a bible in court, you should be legally able (and perhaps required) to say “Your honor, I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

be quiet you gigantic quivering pussy

ok, done is done.

yeah, it is

i already had some trans women gang up on me, it's not fun. not simply going to reply, "yeah, it is"... or am i?? 🤪

if i catch you outside, it's on fucking site... "is not a clear threat of violence and she knows that"... uhh 🤔

bAck to good screen and good speaker

feel like breaking the pouch streak. leaving for work soon.

Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.

After he’s cremated the inside of his body will still be frozen

let mary jane terps, nay, taste... terps is the taste. and have effect? like the taste of purple weed and cocoa puffs

hershey and grape jelly... for breakfast 😁🎙️

feels grape 🍇🍇

misty grapes descending down on my bed, ghost bubbalicious grapes, grapa purp chocolate aka chocolate purps... #chocopurp juice?

found my #vape after hiking, yesterday, found today. broke free from vaping! i haven't used da smok yet. #pouch -in' it.

X-Five / Shorty, by MadD3E 2 track album

oh, shiiit 🫢
madd3e.bandcamp.com/album/x-five...

DESTINE, by VECTOR GRAPHICS 6 track album

Web G-funk

sicrecords.bandcamp.com/album/destine

lotta english frontmen #od 'ed

i dunno, alotta americans #od'ed. We're #1, baby!

the blacker the berry, the more anxiety

the more anxiety, the sweeter the juice 🧙‍♂️

IT'S RONALD EFFIN' MCDONALD!!! 🤯

It's hard to catch lightning in a bottle, but Mickie Deez!

McDonalds should make $60K... in Boston, at least #MApoli

goon squad comes for me...

wagmiii!

baby hughie is 8ft tall, if i'm not mistaken.

wisconsin likes pee because it reminds them of beer

cali in-n-out classic

comedy has problems, writing wise 👍

get locked in a #minecraft #pie realm?

skeet away

the cold future cock

2024 <-> this says everything

JC solid guy

run the jewels, fast run rnnnrnrn it

trolls: no. or maybe?