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I want to hear that in every interview. Everybody should be throwing those stupid questions back in their faces, and say what needs to be said.

Thank you Congressman Neguse for laying it plain.

This is amazing

This is how Golden Harvest would have had Michael Myers moving if they made the HALLOWEEN films

Yep, let's destroy more of the country. Those amber waves of grain aren't going to eradicate themselves! From every mountainside, let destruction reign. For people who claim to be patriotic, they sure like physically destroying the land they're so proud of.

It's funny how the left doesn't need these subsidies as much, but still push to help the very people who hate and mock them.

Did I say funny? I meant tragic.

You wouldn't believe the number of white guys in ties with low intelligence who have made me sign an NDA for their company's team building sketch comedy show or whatever. Or, maybe you would. I dunno. Either way, they LOVE NDAs, they love them like GIR loves a taco.

U.S. military officials required to sign NDAs tied to Latin America mission: Reuters Lawmakers in Congress say they are being kept in the dark about key aspects of a military buildup that Venezuela fears may lead to an invasion.

NDAs can’t be used to cover up illegal activities. If the person asking you to sign one is doing something illegal, you can break it & sue.

Lawyers & government folks chime in here, but hey are usually only used in business deals. Also, this shows just how horrible, incompetent, and evil they are.

Just In: People are upset that other people are posting sarcastic reactions to right-wingers taking issue with Mamdani not using the word "aunt" to their verbiage expectations.

And later, at 11: Is the internet and, by extension, our society, an ouroboros?

Yes. The answer is yes.

When I was a kid, one of my mom’s students gave me a dub of Straight Outta Compton, and it opened my mind to a whole new world. My mom’s responded as most parents do, she took it away. She then gave me PM Dawn. I was so disappointed, she rushed out to get Queen Latifah, as a compromise. #natelore

I seriously can’t tell if you’re joking at this point. Like, every post you make is funnier than the last, considering the original post was absurdist to the point of unbelievability. Kudos on some next level comedy!

Are you being facetious, or are you masking with arrogance because you missed a sardonic post? I'm genuinely confused and curious, it's hard to read tone on the internet. It gave me a chuckle.

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

Literally.

…grandpa? You okay?

IQ tests don't test intelligence, they test memorization, and he still fucked it up.

Epitome of the internet.

I... what?

lol they beat the shit out of themselves

Nice one!

Conservatives are one of two things: trolls, or filled with hatred. Either way, they've been conditioned to never, ever engage in anything but disingenuous debate with the other side, where they make up facts to support their arguments.

No, but it illustrates how right-wingers will latch onto any violence, and blame the left. They lie to rile up their base.

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Quelle suprise.

I just did a ChatGPT breakdown of a video budget in 2025, and no wonder the entire world started lowballing editors so hard. Chat GPT thinks a full suite edit is only worth up to $300. Bitch, I was $200/hr when I was at the top of my editing game.

I got the ones I wanted! 😄

YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen Vance tries to lie on air, gets instantly HUMILIATED by the host

This is shockingly similar to working in corporate, the runaround answers, and feigned obtuseness, gaslighting, etc. Vance is such a loathsome pos youtu.be/rxYetOv_vtU?...