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Hang it in the Lou....

20.10.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First, only 15 presidents have invoked the IA. Not 50%.

Second, he's so mad about the No Kings protest turnout.

Third, look up who invoked the act the most during their presidency and why.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

20.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

20.10.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7886    ๐Ÿ” 1294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 206    ๐Ÿ“Œ 113

The Wario to John Oliver's Mario.

20.10.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDI-...

19.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.10.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Okay. Here's my biggest issue with game companies not giving proper credit:

It's fucking text. It costs *nothing*. It's a fucking text file a single person can update.

It's incredibly simple.

19.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We had one in Redmond!

19.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It is bizarre and entirely unintentional about how the fight for the soul of America became the Battle of the Frogs.

18.10.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

19.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3101    ๐Ÿ” 1086    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

If horror movies have taught me anything it's that that pilot's family is going to start noticing strange behaviour from him in the next few days.

19.10.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

19.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best Fallout since 2. For me, it's THE Fallout 3.

19.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is absolutely Canadian.

19.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, poop. Deleting. Thanks.

19.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not charge a fee for juniors who come to me for advice. All of my game education came on the job or by people who volunteered their time. It would be hypocritical to charge people for stuff I learned for free (or got paid while learning it).

19.10.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s going to be an interesting test case to see if an entire administration can govern for four years based entirely on vibes and (literal) shitposting. Honestly nothing else. Nothing to improve the economy, quality of life or national safety. Entirely focused on dicking around on twitter.

19.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 327    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Absolutely brewed up to make him feel better after sustaining such a narcissistic injury from today's protests.

He had to be throwing ketchup bottles by a case at the wall all day. Some staffer prompted this and put it on a ipad to make him stop crying.

Like you would do for a toddler.

19.10.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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and another thing: heโ€™s not mad. please donโ€™t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

19.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17610    ๐Ÿ” 3181    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2258    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1788

Pure genius.

19.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Veteran holds sign

Veteran holds sign

World War 2 veterans, the original antifa, took part in the nationwide protests against the fascist Trump regime. #3E #NoKings #50501Movement #indivisible #wearetheflood

19.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5522    ๐Ÿ” 1452    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
Meme featuring two well coifed, intellectual looking Wojacks reading: PEOPLE WHO READ

Beneath them are two disheveled, sick looking people with black circles under their eyes reading: PEOPLE WHO WRITE

Meme featuring two well coifed, intellectual looking Wojacks reading: PEOPLE WHO READ Beneath them are two disheveled, sick looking people with black circles under their eyes reading: PEOPLE WHO WRITE

Ouch. This one cuts to the bone.

18.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1545    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

My mom texted me with a picture of her at one of the No Kings protests. Her first protest ever. The normies have awakened.

19.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7747    ๐Ÿ” 592    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

Yup. Itโ€™s a weird film that starts out uneven on tone but has a great truck chase at the end.

19.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kidโ€™s sign

18.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13488    ๐Ÿ” 2606    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 236
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

18.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14145    ๐Ÿ” 3531    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 144    ๐Ÿ“Œ 277

Iโ€™m REALLY struggling

Please share

18.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We are going to fucking win

18.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 885    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago

18.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43842    ๐Ÿ” 11531    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 931    ๐Ÿ“Œ 833
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TERFs pretending to freak out about the โ€œtransgender propagandaโ€ of โ€œunknown genderโ€ in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999

18.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6967    ๐Ÿ” 1019    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 264    ๐Ÿ“Œ 184

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