Dr. Omega 🦞

ok this joke might be a little too specific

A round sign saying "Palm Safari" Underneath there is text saying "Adventure Golf"

New euphemism just dropped.

Twitter screenshot of two posts by user @caranthirs tar-minyatur's court twink 2023-05-19 how can you not love fantasy it's a genre where authors design entire universes so their kinks will happen. they're always on some shit like "well, it's just the culture of twinkland for nubile young he/him maidens to lose their virginity in a public festival what can i say" Comments: 138 Retweets: 11k Likes: 59.5K Impressions: 2.2M tar-minyatur's court twink 2023-05-19 "this kingdom is ruled by the ancient an noble house of incest. why is it called that? well, you see, it's because they-" Comments: 11 Retweets: 314 Likes: 7,244 Impressions: 160K

One of my fave posts from the other site

No one is cancelled by accident. This isn't the 1950s- we're not cancelling people for being gay, using drugs, or for martial infidelity. If you have been cancelled in the 21st century, it is for hate speech and sex crimes. Full stop.

Why would ANYONE think "Yeah, but what if we brought them back?"

Why don't we like "AI?"

You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.

Britain never did grow out of oppressing the Irish because the country generally feels like it *should* own us regardless of all that pesky war of independence stuff

central pier, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978

central pier, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978

Government to ban asylum seekers from using taxis The ban is set to come in February and any exemptions will have to be signed off by the Home Office.

Dismal framing. Every aspect of most asylum seekers’ lives is controlled & paid for by the Home Office. They can’t work, are told where to live & have no autonomy or dignity. So they aren’t *choosing* to use taxis & don’t need to be “banned” from doing so. The HO just needs to get its act in order.

If you have characters speaking a language the majority of the audience doesn't speak and they turn on native subtitles and the subtitles are [Speaking in Foreign Language], we have permission to sell your children to a witch.

Philly Was the First City in America to Have Squirrels - Philadelphia Magazine Philadelphia, squirrel pioneer.

Did you know that Philadelphia was the first place people re-introduced squirrels into urban environments to see if they would vibe with inner city parks?

www.phillymag.com/news/2013/12...

If anyone is attending tomorrow's IPSC march in Belfast, be aware that fash types are openly planning some kind of confrontation.
If someone sticks a camera in your face, do not engage.
If you see instigators within the march/rally, point them out to stewards.
Keep yourself and your comrades safe.

The thumbnail for our video on The Santa Clause. I'm smiling (in a Santa hat) and Phelan screams in horror (in a Santa hat). Eric Lloyd stares at a snow globe which contains the smiling face of Santa Tim Allen. The text reads: THE SANTA CURSE.

The Santa Clause is the most SINISTER Christmas classic! Phelan and I talked all about it here, please share!
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0

maybe next time

“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”

It's at the point that r/ireland has added a specific flair for posts of "Enoch's at it again"

A hall with a huge garland of dried flowers hanging from the ceiling. It includes flowers of all colours, yellow, pink, white and purple. Around the hall on the wall are antlers and armour.

60 feet long. 38,000 dried flowers. 11 months in the making… This is the Cotehele Garland.

This is just to say

I have binned
the condiments
that were in
the back of the fridge

and which
we could not possibly
have been saving
for any discernible purpose

I ask no forgiveness
They were antique
so cold
and so impossibly past their use-by dates.

“It is hoped the study will launch a new academic revolution to replaced “lived experience” research with what Dr. Hoyland’s team call “the infinitely sexier art of guesswork and speculation”.”

😄 😄 😄

3-panel image. First image is Jamie Lee Curtis in a forest setting, smiling and speaking to the camera while Mariah Carey, dressed as Santa Claus, peeks out from behind a tree behind her. Second image is Jamie Lee Curtis turning around to look, but Mariah is gone. Third image is Jamie Lee Curtis turning back towards the camera with a dubious, but knowing look.

She lurks.

YouTube video by Allison Pregler Reacting to the 1990 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Finished this year's parade and felt like re-watching the 1990 one. Glad that YouTube reminded me of @allisonpregler.bsky.social reacting to it four years ago.

‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.

ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Happy 48th anniversary to the best adaptation of THE HOBBIT. You know I’m right.

Oh hey who would like a Gothic in space with a creepy spaceship that disappears children?
It's this way
👇

ICE: Get 'im!

Mario: Try me.

YouTube video by Film Brain Planes, Trains and Automobiles: The Road to Empathy (ESSAY) | Why it's the best Thanksgiving movie

It's Thanksgiving, which means I promote again one of the videos that I am most proud of, on the greatest movie ever set on the holiday: Planes, Trains & Automobiles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Qp...

Today is the day to check out my review of The Care Bears's profoundly strange Thanksgiving special!

god as my witness…

happy thanks