ophiucus.

just a tiny bit

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

trying to watch 28 years later but i cant understand what theyre saying and my mom doesnt natively speak english so she doesnt either

not getting hytale not because im loyal to minecraft but im dumb and stupid and broke

im starting to enjoy creating again despite the start of a new semester! im writing and drawing all over the place

love it #minecraft #lego wish there were more of these mini sets i like them better

brand new headphones my ass i have to re-pair my headphones every time i turn them on so i can actually hear anything at all and then if i dont do it fast enough this happens

its so miserable to think i cant have regular conversations with my grandfather. wish he never started watching youtube.
"everything is offensive nowadays" "they're putting litterboxes in schools" "people are identifying as crayons" you dont want to talk about what movies youre interested in anymore

happy holidays :)

having awful handwriting comes back to bite me. i can't really read my notes sometimes...

Here’s my contribution to the FE2 x Forsaken collaboration! It’s an honour to be the thumbnail artist for the LMS OST🫶💖 #fe2fanart

everyone on twitter is losing their damn minds, hahah. this update has been incredible, thank you crazyblox!

why on earth does star trek completely refuse to expand on the andoria. hello? theyre one of the founding members of the federation
same goes with the tellarites, they have significantly less information

why do we know more about orions than half of the 4 founding nations

despise windows. use search bar to open up "krita" an app ive had installed in my computer and had at the moment
directs me to the fucking search result and opens edge instead to show me it not even my default browser yeah sure

I forgot
#fe2fanart #fe2

its been a full year since i bought a tamagotchi connection and ive been apprehensive about opening it LOL still in the package and everything

im sorry mario #sewh

why did i want to become a scientist. i hate doing math. im studying for finals and i crave the comfort of a video game and the sweet release of death

i have to have facebook installed because my volunteering manager is like, old or something and it pisses me off how much notificiations come from nowhere. the thing is that i thought i already disabled them!

just realized i can totally just use the elevator to go up to the 5th floor instead of taking the stairs and destroying my knees further

t-t-take this mop and shove it boy, cause its the only way you'll be employed!

it makes a little mad when people stand in front of the empty seats not even sitting on the bus but cleraly not going to move because i got joint issues (but not constant pain) and id appreciate being able to rest a little

buying gifts with someone in mind is always a nice feeling.

red crazyblox is holding the nerf brainsaw gear, referencing the 2016 roblox hallow's eve event. crazyblox is doing the patrick bateman chainsaw pose: leaning back with one foot forward.

its hip to 'scape floods! #fe2
i was playing roblox when this event came out but i didnt know it was happening LOL

it kinda makes me sad that strip mining in minecraft is obsolete. because i havent changed my ways of mining in years and i do not like getting beaten up in giant dark deeplslate caves im useless and less effective

scary ass floodx guide saying "YOULL DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!!!!"

it was a normal day when on roblox iwanted to play flood escape. so i booted up my computer after school and logged onto roblox. i had 500 messages from my friends saying not to go onto flood escape which was my favorite game. i said "huh thats weird' and ignored then because i dont like being trolled! when i clicked play nothing hapepn so i deciddd to try again. it didnt work like it usually did so i refresh and suddenly rhe title cnhaged to "BLOOD ESCAPE: ERRROR" which confused me but i thought maybe its for some late h alloween update and i clicked play because it let me in the game. the game was dark there were No Light at all there was no guide and the sky was like a Sanguine Luna for some reason and when i clicked shop i couldnt buy the gravity coil and there was only some broken flood sword item which coust -999 points. i bought it and there was a arrow leading me to the flood gauntlet so i clicked instead of it being called dramatic entrance it was just called entrance. the glass broke and i fell into the water but instead of normal water it was BLOOD RED WATER! scared i realized i heard an OOF sound and a really gross blood sound and thats when i saw.. the guide?? but he wasnt called the guide in the game he was called FLOODX! he cut off the head of ANOTHER PLAYER WITH HIS SWORD! he picked up the players head and raised up and looked at me with his hypperealistic black eyes with blue blood coming out of them and sharp teeth and said "YOU'LL DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD! HAHAHA!" before i could do anything FloodX CHARGED AT ME and i watchede with fear as my robloxian characer was torn to sherds by him and then he looked at me through the screen and i got so scared i turned off the computer and thats why i dont play flood escape again... be careful because floodx might make you die NEXT

a bunch of joke creepypasta flood escape things are going around on twitter and its really funny. so i pitched in too and i felt obligated to write an awful creepypasta accompanying the image
#fe2

how does ringo look healthier than any family member of mine over the age of 60

i live in such a boring place. you want to hangout? ok so the only viable spots are the GROCERY STORE., mcdonalds (not bad! just pray its not full/dirty)
you want to go to the park? the tiny soccer field where a million dogs poop?
somewhere else? no we gotta drive for that