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Just so my stance is clear, saying it louder for the boys in the back.

Well now I need two cats.

They deserve it.

Atsuko Okatsuka Details Comedian “Censorship Rules” at Saudi Arabia’s Riyadh Comedy Festival The comedian revealed on Threads that she turned down an offer to appear at the festival where Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Bill Burr and Pete Davidson are set to perform.

Atsuko is based.

I'm contemplating where I'm gonna put that spoon...

I couldn't be mad about this if I tried.

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The worst thing about being neurodivergent in this society isn't simply struggling in a world that isn't built for me (ADHD).

It's the internalization that I'm irreparably broken because the prioritization is preventing people like me from existing at all over helping those of us that exist.

Dad's smelling real good today, boy. Where you at? 👀

We're all a burden to everyone else around us. That's the whole point of living in a society: so that, our strengths and weaknesses balance out and make everyone's lives a bit easier.

The bullshit is that some people think they are entitled to special treatment relative to others. Fuck that.

Such bullshit.

Guy is so much nicer than I am. If a Delta employee asked me to delete the video I would have come back with, "Depends, can you delete this bruise?"

Ah right, if only our overlords had MORE power, surely they would use it to free us from tyranny instead of, I don't know, cockblock and censure the pesky progressives in their ranks who are trying to improve the lives of those gross commoners.

Fuck yeah, all the rubs! 🐷

People that aggressively attack the practices of consenting adults think that they can leverage the spectacle as an effective smokescreen for their own abhorrent behavior.

Ain't that right, RJ May?

I am anything but balanced rn 😵‍💫

We built suburbia just for suburbanites. Why are they even coming into the city if suburbia is so great?

This is why no one respects Democrats. Ever the pragmatists, they are incapable of standing up for what they believe.

But if that's the game they're gonna play, at least go hard for the win. They really think bigots are gonna be fine with a straight black woman, but a gay white man is too much? 🙄

Very dapper!

Peach + cardamom + matcha is an incredible flavor combo.

I'm wearing boxer briefs covered in pockets flagging hankys in various colors.

New underwear day! Let me save you the trouble: all of them, for starters. 😈

That stashe cut looks so good on you! 😍

...and belly, obvs. 🤤

Miso chocolate chip cookies are incredible. There's a way to make this work.

Super jelly, for more than one reason. 🥵

Mmm, snug. Looks great on you!

No, that's exactly what I was imagining and it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard so thanks for that.

tf is protein soda? You know what, nevermind. I do not need that pollution living in my head rent-free.

Without a doubt, those exist. It's why culture wars are so effective. My sense is that more people are just burned out on trying to sort through lies and misdirection around subjects that don't directly affect them while not having basic needs met. But maybe I give the US population too much credit.

I mean that's kind of the point. Shouldn't it be? The thing I've heard most from swing voters this time around was how they can't afford shit and that's their most pressing issue.

Neither party was going to do anything about their situation, but one promised it and that's who's in control now.

The two parties have been locked in a finely tuned power struggle the entire time I've been alive. It wouldn't even be a contest if one of them suddenly decided to put the needs of the many over the interests of billionares.

Capitalism is wild.

Let's goooooo 🍑