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also

you wouldn’t hurt a shrek would you

Second Thought lays out how intentionally and methodically evil this shit is. I hope the people responsible for this are right about the hell they believe in because they’re going to go there for fucking ever.

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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez have been identified as the men who murdered Alex Pretti.

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how fucked up would it be to talk to your kid in a shakespearean accent all the time and homeschool them until they were like 13 and then just like send’em to highschool

#shakespeare #acting #sagaftra

then would it help maybe

Hazbin Hotel prediction: Next season Alastor will become the Podcast Demon

wait you feel bad for saying this AFTER all the drama with his bestie

tumblr post that reads: 1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking 2nd base: exist in a public space together 3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion 4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

does it have to do with the extremely indulgent might nein bdsm au

bitchass nazi cunts smashed my mirror and ran cause I called’em out for throwing shit at protesters yesterday

okay yeah you nailed it

like no he’s too weird for us to fuck kids with

imagine being the pedophile the other pedophiles won’t kick it with

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just curious did you figure it out

it’s a lil hard to figure out but it’s like the only way to stretch that muscle.

If you can’t feel it, try raising your chin slightly upward when in that position.

Also you will look really funny doing this.

Okay so sit up straight, reach behind your back with your right arm and grab your left bicep.

Then, while retracting and dropping your shoulders down, let your jaw hang open loosely and lean your head back and to the right creating as much space as possible from the shoulder to the jaw.

they also know if the people who actually generate all their wealth were allowed to maintain even a fraction of that community and agency their entire vicious world would come crashing down in a fiscal quarter

The director of Melania movie

only chance to unburden your heart :/

damn that was fast

kinda romantic when you say it like that

i don’t think anybody else askin :/

honestly that could be how Trump gets off the hook too lmao

5’8 1/2” 😤

good on you this time

“tall”

wish I saw this before I died in the hospital :/