GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh

I mean, why have a short, bald nazi when you can have a rich, fat nazi with hair plugs?

I can lend you one of mine.

It's easy. Just assume my jokes are sincere.

This elite squad of Texas Gravy Seals took down a Chinese buffet in San Antonio in under an hour. Risking life, limb, and heart attack fighting for freedom and Meican food. Can I get a like, an oink, and a share for these true patriots?

This elite squad of Texas Gravy Seals took down a Chinese buffet in San Antonio in under an hour. Risking life, limb, and heart attack fighting for freedom and Meican food.

Apparently, heroin opens the blood-brain barrier, allowing the worms in your body to go up into your brain. I can't explain it because I'm making this shit up as I go along, much like RFK Jr does.

Apparently, heroin opens the blood-brain barrier, allowing worms in your body to go up into your brain. I can't explain it because I'm making this shit up as I go along, much like RFK Jr does.

"We're here to eat and nap. And we were all done eating."- Sgt. Porkums, Texas Meal Team Six

With all the tasty and fattening foods available in Chicago, I look forward to their surrender after the battle of Portillo's.

When Texas sends its National Guard to Illinois, they're not sending their best. They're overweight, they have high cholesterol, they're diabetics. I assume some of them are fit enough to serve.

When Texas sends its National Guard to Illinois, they're not sending their best. They're overweight, they have high cholesterol, they're diabetics. I assume some of them are fit enough to serve.

Broadview police are investigating.

Yep, with all the delicious and fattening food available in Chicago, I expect they'll mostly be eating and napping. I look forward to their surrender after the battle of Portillo's.

With all the tasty and fattening foods available in Chicago, I look forward to their surrender after the battle of Portillo's.

So DHS officials are such snowflakes, who knew?

With all the tasty and fattening foods available in Chicago, I look forward to their surrender after the battle of Portillo's.

It’s all connected. Follow the money‼️

Did her medic bring enough Botox?

Here in Chicago, it's official, you can deny ICE entry into your business if they need to use the bathroom.

The Antifa Bicycle Brigade?

Greg Abbot can take a long roll off a short pier.

I've lived in Chicgo my whole life and sure we have crime but it is no where the levels it was in 90s especially on the west and south sides of the city. And I've been working living in Logan Square on border of the Humboldt Park neighborhood since 93. So Abbot can take long roll off a short pier.

That moment when Taylor Swift's Wildest Dreams starts playing on your I phone.

The what the fuck mentioned: