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Composer, arranger, pianist, mandolinist, conductor, teacher, former colorist for Eclipse Comics, mono-synth patcher and pataphysician. Commissions welcome - I’m fast. Compose lead sheets daily for my blog, Phils Tune Day: https://philipdewalt.substack.com

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We’re witnessing the tip of the iceberg with the Epstein files. The reason they’re not being released goes way deeper than this administration.
They reveal the “Eyes Wide Shut” mentality of Kubrick’s final film is common amongst elites and that scares them.
They’re like cockroaches fleeing light.

18.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what I’ve said - we’re witnessing a major political party that’s been around for over a century destroy itself via cultish obsessance to a demented brutal pedophile thug. The KNOW that’s what he is but can’t stop themselves.

18.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’ll just clear the room and Fox will go apeshit telling this base more lies, but they do that anyway

18.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I have a root canal scheduled then, sorry.

17.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anybody that breaks down my front door without a warrant will receive a shotgun slug to the head - not the chest - they wear armor

17.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s a gaslighting piece of shit if ever there was one.

17.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ultimately CBS is going to have to deal with the fallout of protecting pedophiles, same as the entire Republican Party. Won’t be pretty

17.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve fully believed the dems have been playing the “good cop” side of the routine for decades now,

17.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My theory is when Biden got a look at them he knew releasing them would probably upend the entire social order globally once people realized just how badly the elite / wealthy behave, and assumed Trump wouldn’t run for fear of their release.
That’s the only reason that makes sense to me.

17.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, they should just not attend and picket outside with Epstein signs.

17.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

That’s someone posing for a picture.

16.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t think he was whacked at all - I think he’s living it up incognito somewhere on the other side of the world building another pre-teen harem.

That picture of him dead? His eyes are watery, his mouth is closed and he has a line instead of a dent around his neck, That’s not evidence of death.

16.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t even argue this shit - it just validates it in their eyes. Dismiss it as the nonsense it is.

15.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They learned a long time ago it’s easier to persuade the bottom 50% of the populace with nonsensical but emotional appeals than it is with logical and compassionate ones is why.

15.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anybody that thinks votes by “illegal” aliens has even affected the vote tabulations of ANY election by anything statistically significant is MAGA.
It’s virtually nil statistical noise.
The problem isn’t illegal voting its knowing they’re losing the midterm and trying to fix it - period.

15.02.2026 13:46 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

These fuckheads only “fix” problems that don’t exist, not problems like, say, pedophila rings run by heads of state, and they only do THAT when it makes it easier for them to facilitate crimes that benefit them.

15.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally sick enough of paying for your own oppression you’re eady to do what’s necessary and institute a general nationwide TAX strike to stop this?
It’s WAY past the time to be more afraid of this administration than we are of the IRS

15.02.2026 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s more of a case that his base is so lost they know he’s doing it but don’t care - he can shoot people in the face and rape then murder young children and they don’t care about that so why would they care about cooking the books?
He’s going to have to be removed via extra legal actions.

13.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How the hell do non-citizens, illegal or not, vote anyway? Last I heard that was virtually impossible.

Until these asshats can show bonafide evidence that non-citizen voting is / has caused statistically significant skewing of voting results they all need to be told to fuck off and get a life.

12.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And that needs to include a general nationwide TAX strike as the cornerstone. It’s way way past time to be more afraid of our government than we are of the IRS.

12.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Everywhere he shows up from now on there needs to be crowds holding “Impeach Pedophiles” signs pointing at him and screaming “Child Fucker!” over and over at him until the resolve of the GOP finally gives out and they shitcan him and his entire odious administration via impeachment.

11.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Forever - no self respecting politician will want to be associated with it after all this.

11.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah right. This administration couldn’t find their own asshole to wipe it even if they had all of congress searching with flashlights.

11.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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They only care about the optics and now that people are turning on trump and he’s becoming a liability they’re doing a massive CYA.
Fuck them - had they behaved this way from the outset that would’ve been different but they threw in with him then so deserve no credit for this.

11.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And eliminating the electoral college.

We do all that we stand a change of getting the world back to partnering again with us, but it will take time and it will never be the same as it was and you can thank the Republican Party for giving the world the finger and causing all this unnecessary grief.

11.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ONLY way we will ever get the world to even marginally trust us again requires not just throwing all these monsters out of office, but following it up with vigorous prosecutions and heavy sentences for ALL of them and changes to our laws that will prevent it from happening again.

11.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We are literally watching the collapse of a major political party, one that’s been around for more than a century, via literally supporting / hiding pedophilia in furtherance of fascism over cultish fear and admiration of a diaper wearing child molesting psychopath.
Did I get any of that wrong?

11.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

We are literally watching the collapse of a major political party, one that’s been around for more than a century, via literally supporting / hiding pedophilia in furtherance of fascism over cultish fear and admiration of a diaper wearing child molesting psychopath.
Did I get any of that wrong?

11.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder what this guy thinks about his imminent trip to hell, assuming he’s actually religious.

11.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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