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They Amateur comic artist CURRENTLY READING: INFINITE JEST!!!⛅

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Serini: Sweet googly moogly!

Serini: Sweet googly moogly!

I love you Serini please don't go bald

27.01.2026 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scott Adams converting to christianity before he died as a "risk/reward calculation" is so perfectly Scott Adams and SO perfectly missing the point of christianity

13.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 1745    🔁 192    💬 35    📌 55
Dilbert says to Scott Adams "father please do me the mercy of destroying me." Dilbert grabs Scott Adams by the shoulders and insists "father, please" He hands Adams a pistold and says "I yearn for non-existence." He angrily goads Adams by shouting "DO IT! DO IT YOU PUSSY!" Adams shakes and cries as he points the gun at his creation.

Dilbert says to Scott Adams "father please do me the mercy of destroying me." Dilbert grabs Scott Adams by the shoulders and insists "father, please" He hands Adams a pistold and says "I yearn for non-existence." He angrily goads Adams by shouting "DO IT! DO IT YOU PUSSY!" Adams shakes and cries as he points the gun at his creation.

RIP Scott

13.01.2026 16:41 — 👍 5248    🔁 913    💬 48    📌 16

You rule! Nice art

10.01.2026 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a green toy with red boxing gloves is standing on a table . ALT: a green toy with red boxing gloves is standing on a table .
25.11.2025 18:19 — 👍 138    🔁 38    💬 5    📌 3
Pastel of copse of trees at Caxton with girl and her pony

Pastel of copse of trees at Caxton with girl and her pony

Avenue of trees on Jesus Green, Cambridge

Avenue of trees on Jesus Green, Cambridge

Winter trees on Christ's Pieces, Cambridge, with the spire of All Saints' Church in the distance. Two ladies with a white dog chatting .

Winter trees on Christ's Pieces, Cambridge, with the spire of All Saints' Church in the distance. Two ladies with a white dog chatting .

Three examples of pastels featuring trees.

21.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 3686    🔁 353    💬 104    📌 14
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letterboxd is great

02.11.2025 20:17 — 👍 769    🔁 162    💬 6    📌 2
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sonic had a rough transition

02.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 5279    🔁 1370    💬 52    📌 20
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#Spamtenna Their Good Ending

26.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 380    🔁 117    💬 5    📌 2
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Coda.

29.09.2025 00:09 — 👍 780    🔁 134    💬 4    📌 1

The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh

28.09.2025 09:15 — 👍 2415    🔁 213    💬 5    📌 34

The one that's actually better and cool

28.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Gwenpool

Gwenpool

Quintavius (uglyyyy with stubble)

Quintavius (uglyyyy with stubble)

Hawkeye

Hawkeye

Jeff and a miscellaneous flower

Jeff and a miscellaneous flower

The better, cooler West Coast Avengers

28.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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As if I needed more excuses to draw Gwen, that sneak peak first draft of Gwenpool 2025 has been rattling around in my head. The idea of Gwen literally becoming the gutter intrigues me. I am glad she gets to stay on earth though, I think her godly glow up can be saved for a much further date

27.09.2025 21:37 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Morning!

27.09.2025 09:18 — 👍 29    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Kate Bishop pointing back at a ridiculously armed Gwenpool, with a sort of "Can you believe this?" expression.

Kate Bishop pointing back at a ridiculously armed Gwenpool, with a sort of "Can you believe this?" expression.

Girl are you seriously doing this right now we're in the middle of something

27.09.2025 16:20 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Why do I even read.

11.08.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Calling this done
3D Piece based on the art of François Bourdin

17.07.2025 02:58 — 👍 5335    🔁 751    💬 46    📌 7
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Spider-Man
Episode 39: Sports World: One Great Meeting

16.07.2025 21:42 — 👍 1184    🔁 240    💬 57    📌 50

Yeah, this is bad. Payment processors and banks determining what can and cannot be sold is the reason why you need to buy gift cards from Japan if you want to buy from DLSite now, and why adult games sites are constantly dodging crackdowns.

Banks are the razor-sharp tip of the censorship spear.

16.07.2025 06:36 — 👍 3462    🔁 1673    💬 31    📌 22
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In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.

16.07.2025 17:46 — 👍 6507    🔁 1488    💬 123    📌 113

Trying to specify that I don't have bottom dysphoria on dating apps, so I call myself a "Penis User" like a D&D class

01.07.2025 14:23 — 👍 2020    🔁 83    💬 76    📌 7
A person (me) sitting at a desk with a bunch of bright stuff that I didn't do a good job at rendering. My head is cartoony and simple when the rest of my body is more realistic. My face is neutral even though my mom asked me why I look sad and I'm trying not to let it get to me. A fully cartoon person is leaning over my shoulder and smiling, almost threateningly, at me. Some cartoony sparkles cover up parts I did a bad job at, that's part of the painting too.

A person (me) sitting at a desk with a bunch of bright stuff that I didn't do a good job at rendering. My head is cartoony and simple when the rest of my body is more realistic. My face is neutral even though my mom asked me why I look sad and I'm trying not to let it get to me. A fully cartoon person is leaning over my shoulder and smiling, almost threateningly, at me. Some cartoony sparkles cover up parts I did a bad job at, that's part of the painting too.

"You should smile more!"
Digital on Digital, Self Portrait
6/26/25
#art #painting

27.06.2025 05:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As someone who mostly reads horror, I'll never understand the vitriol towards "cozy" books. People say they are escapist, unserious, allowing readers to avoid big issues. And I'm like, girl, WHEN did your dark romance book fix society? Did I BLINK and miss your detective thriller solving crime?

27.06.2025 02:32 — 👍 6110    🔁 511    💬 322    📌 48
Appease your desperate need to belong. Become an Onion member today:

Appease your desperate need to belong. Become an Onion member today:

Appease your desperate need to belong. Become an Onion member today: membership.theonion....

02.06.2025 18:30 — 👍 700    🔁 22    💬 9    📌 0

Home Depot and Google pulled out of sponsoring Toronto Pride this year. Since all corporations are woke, I'm sure there is a woke reason for why they're doing this.

02.06.2025 12:48 — 👍 2233    🔁 174    💬 28    📌 8
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EVERYONE WANTS ME CARNALLY

02.06.2025 19:52 — 👍 380    🔁 16    💬 8    📌 1
“You can buy them the fanciest toys, and they’ll still just want to play with 67 grams of crack.”

Lila DeYoung, Lipstick Namer

“You can buy them the fanciest toys, and they’ll still just want to play with 67 grams of crack.” Lila DeYoung, Lipstick Namer

Drug Smuggling Cat Caught In Costa Rica
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27.05.2025 16:30 — 👍 948    🔁 70    💬 13    📌 6

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