Garfunkel and Garfunkel
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Iβm waiting for him to say βThe Soviet Union."
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That is really frightening.
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Is it true he originally wanted to be called The Hamantash Monster?
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Sex Worker Emeritus
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Tub O' Guts Holy Man SaysWhatNow?
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Maybe he'll be awarded the prize for fiction.
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Perhaps Stephen Miller is an asshole.
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NEVER FORGET β when the National Guard WASNβT called, and that he lied when he said he couldnβt.
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βLet me be crystal clear,β Attorney General Pam Bondi said during Trumpβs announcement news conference. βCrime in D.C.,β she asserted, βis ending and ending today.β
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Tim Cook is the worm in the Apple.
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#DC
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And likely the 2 that committed suicide did so after extreme unrelenting headaches/neural trauma from being hit full in the face with unknown chemicals. This was murder and Trump pardoned the perps.
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"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
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Her internal hamster has run off its wheel.
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Patel flunked Breathing School.
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He really wants to get those riots going.
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I donβt have a problem with trump winning the Nobel Prize, as long as itβs for fiction.
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Itβs almost like watching a sick animal die.
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Four times the Family Values!
11.08.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
He doesn't appear by himself anymore - he definitely needs handlers so as not to wander off into 100% Dementialand.
Sorry, I meant 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500%.
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August 11 is National Presidential Joke Day
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