Steve Puma

I guess going to Mars wasn't exciting enough, so we'll go to the Moon, instead.

Hay is for horses and cows like you!

Fuck libertarians

There goes her chances of getting a pardon from Trump.

If he does that, he gives the game away. The entire government automatically becomes illegitimate. I don't think that would end well for them.

Yes

Go on...

It's a metaphor for the Epstein files. Or the day Trump croaks.

The American Way

Imagine being lucky enough to see a live Superbowl halftime show, but missing it so you can own the libs instead.

It didn't happen

We are all Ken White.

Well played, sir.

Chimpanzini Bananini

It was supposed to be bad but wasn't bad enough.

Elon's Martian chickens are coming home to roost.

The thing I find amusing is that latin culture is way more "conservative" than MAGA could ever be.

Shit chicken?

But I thought last year's show was the worst ever.

a man in a yellow jacket is pouring liquid into beakers ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is pouring liquid into beakers

Many people are saying this.

Scamming dogs is diabolical

He is not amused.

No wheels?

Lawless

What is Scott Baio going to do, give a dramatic reading of a "Joanie Loves Chachi" script?

Damn dirty apes.

Interesting. Surgery can cause cancer to metastasize, actually, but you can't blame the surgery instead of the cancer for killing someone.

"municipalities" are other cities, bro. Your sentence doesn't make any fucking sense.