Matt the Dad

Text that reads: Key stat The Phillies are now 49-2 when leading after six innings, and 57-2 when leading after seven, both MLB-best marks.

This seems totally at odds with how I felt about the Phillies bullpen before Duran, but seems right now.

Not even 8pm but 100% true.

The silhouette of a five piece band in front of a blazing sun.

Sunset with the band. Last night of vacation.

The post-vacation horrors are very real.

He’s 100 pages in. At this rate he will finish it before I do.

We all lived a charmed existence that week.

Will no one remember the lessons of The Last Boy Scout?

Was reading poolside (vacation is nice) and I left my book to use the restroom. Came back and now Secundus has stolen my copy of The Martian and is reading it.

Per the administration, we’ll find out more in two weeks.

Wife was the MVP and picked me up new sunglasses the same day. They were great! Nice style, very comfy.

Today (2 days later) I tried to fold the arms in and they broke right in half at the bridge.

Good times. Don’t buy Kreedom.

Don’t worry, I got you.

We get a storm of the century every 3 months now.

Solidarity from this “worn a mascot costume” guy.

AI, obviously shit, but Ok Ho made me laugh.

An important thing to remember is every negative thing we’ve heard about the current president is true.
Golden shower Russian sex worker tape: real
Raped multiple women and young girls: true
Actively participated in sexual trafficking with Epstein: true
Nazi believer: absolutely true.

Got some sun today [derogatory.]

2 firsts and a third.

If they actually took off at all. (I’m ok with “celebrities going to ‘space’” conspiracy theories.)

If it wasn’t phrased as “an AI hater [laudatory]” I hope you punched them in the face.

(Which obviously you can’t do, but AI lovers literally want to replace faculty with bots so WTAF.)

A 38-million user ghost town.

Ok capitalist.

There’s an impossible number of “what radicalized you?” stories around right now but this is [redacted redacted redacted] level shit.

As the prophecies foretell on every beach trip, I lost my sunglasses to a wave today. But! It was the one perfect wave of the day and I bodysurfed the hell out of it soooo, I’m calling it even*.

*Karmically. I’m still down $30 for new sunglasses.

If you go -anywhere- there’s other people around to have a convo on a speakerphone… trebucheted directly into the sun.

Nothing good enough at Sheetz to inspire rubbing one out.

This is the way.

Imagine thinking an “ER Physician” depending on AI instead of actually learning things is a good idea.

We can only hope.

If they come out just once as the Ding Dongs I will buy every AEW ppv forever.

That match was silly [complimentary.]

Sounds like you drink the Kool and join the Gang.

Was very anti-Pritzker initially because I hate the world where the richest folks are also the government. (Imagine a Governor Wexner in Ohio) but based on his actual performance as governor and his anti-fascism, I’ve definitely come around.