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Peter Fonda saw Pablo Picasso paint. I know this because he told me when we were in a Thomas the Tank Engine movie together.

Yes, it’s as surreal as it sounds.

Ian Curtis? In what world was Ian Curtis an incel?

Dude was married and fucking around on his wife. Not a celibate of any kind, much less "involuntary."

Incel does not mean "Shy awkward guy." It means "misogynist who blames women for his inability to get laid when the real problem is himself."

stfu podcaster before I take away your podcasting tools

I get that the party has been captured by consultants and media courtiers what I don't understand are the people that defend it.

Usually Magic in the group chat leads to one of my homies who had a terrible condition Alpha Lotus, 4 Juzam Djinn and a bunch of other stuff regretting selling those cards when they were still relatively cheap

Watching what's going on with Magic as someone who got in around The Dark and got out of physical cards during Urza block and with an exception of playing Arena for like 6 months two years ago has been wild

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

A millionaire, about to step into his limousine, turns to a waiting group of reporters and says "The war is awful." "That's the most startling remark made since another noted millionaire said 'It looks like rain,'" says one alert newshound. "He probably is in close touch with all the monarchs of Europe." "Rush down to the paper and tell the editor to get out a special edition." Reporters crowd around, photographers stand on each other's shoulders to get a picture. Caption: When a famous person mumbles something foolish, he is quoted all over the world.

In 1916, cartoonist Rube Goldberg nailed it.
Destructive jerks get space in our faces just because somebody thinks they have money. It's the ultimate punchline of the DFT years: They thought he had money.

there's a conspiracy theory going around that actually Travis Kelce wrote the songs on the new Swift album that everyone seems to hate and torn between stop making excuses everyone does bad work at some point and these are the sort of conspiracies we need as a society

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

Bari Newsroom

Pee Wee Herman trying to use a payphone while a bunch of bikers get rowdy in the bar. A negative consequence follows!

Trying to use the shitposting app during modgate like

Idris Elba has red laser eyes because he is in a documentary that is actually a gold mine ad

Markets: price of gold is going up as a sign of unrest with the markets

Idris Elba:

WWE 20 years ago is wild because you have three distinct ways of transitioning from one kind of a fame to another and one of them involves becoming a character actor committed to craft where evil steroids monster Batista put the u back in his name, wore smart guy glasses and became Daniel Day Louis

they’re way too successful for their own good. got everyone being like “where is your DEPARTMENT i want to speak to your MANAGER where is your MESSAGE DISCIPLINE” — like no that’s dan. he manages dan. he runs the entire backend, if you harass him into quitting everything goes down.

come to mastodon. post a little bit. wake up to find your account stranded because a white dude decided the tranny instance was uniquely racist because he remembered that one comic.

Huh I was reading an article on CNN about Taylor Swift and it had a link to a @planetoffinks.bsky.social post on here. I think that's the first tier I've seen a Bluesky post on like a really big media company site.

For tonight’s #NonPoliticalEyeBleach

“Only nerds watch #StarTrek. It looks so stupid and boring.”

Star Trek:

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

YouTube video by harryfhumbert The Password Odyssey: A Northernlion Story

Absolute best edit of a Northernlion video I've ever seen hey @katie.bzky.team check this out

Everyone are in Reorx's eyes

One fascinating consequence of Link being banned is that it's given us the biggest insight into how the AT protocol works and how PDS instances are still reliant on bluesky infrastructure to work. Only once those technical dependencies are gone can a PDS be independently governed from Bluesky

YouTube keeps throwing up Dark Sun lore videos like it's trying to tell me something. Look, I've done a lot of AL, I don't think the children are ready for grimdark problematic D&D

TIL Alice Cooper has said some nasty shit about trans people and fucks with Trump and boy does that suck I'm not gonna tell my wife it'd fuck her up

I kept watching for a bit because K assumed it was an ad but nope it's Brand New Me by Alicia Keys which yeah it's old but I never saw the MV before

Sitting at this dive bar and they've got MTV on and it's playing a MV? What the fuck is this?

I'm cooked

If you don't like Link's content on this site you suck actually