The officer who was struck by the sandwich is in stable condition. The assailant escaped on foot because the other officers simultaneously lunged at the sandwich on the ground, bumping heads and knocking each other out cold
12.08.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 3518 ๐ 467 ๐ฌ 46 ๐ 16
Oooh, that sounds dope. And a happy meatless Monday to yous (and every day to my wife lol). Sending queer love โค๏ธ
12.08.2025 01:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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๐ซก๐ซก
12.08.2025 00:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Thinking The Philadelphia Phillies.
12.08.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The hate inside gave her a fivehead that rivals the Manning brothers.
12.08.2025 00:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐ค๐ค moving into the good corn phase of the summer
12.08.2025 00:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Anyway, this is all the gays want. To grow our own vegetables and also buy them from our local farmers market and then make risotto, and also get hitched and be lesbian wife guys. Leave our gay marriages alone.
12.08.2025 00:31 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
A black bowl on a dark wooden cutting board of sweet corn risotto with edamame, a little sharp and smoked provolone, pecorino romano, fresh pesto and lemon basil garnish.
Fucked around earlier and made sweet corn risotto with edamame, a little sharp and smoked provolone, pecorino romano, fresh pesto and lemon basil garnish.
12.08.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
KYLE, THAT BASEBALL HAD A FAMILY
12.08.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Mr. Redlegs looks like a deranged Daniel Plainview, but he would absolutely beat Mr. Met to death with a bowling pin, so he can be our friend.
11.08.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Someone forgot to take down this webpage:
www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...
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our king is always unbothered.
11.08.2025 14:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
edited to look like jalen hurts is reacting to the athletic's dumb 2025 qb tiers
11.08.2025 14:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Goff sucks! Overrated head ass that should have gone after Wentz.
11.08.2025 14:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Monday morning bait, but lmao. Hurts, noted Super Bowl Winner and MVP, is better than everyone above him until at least Lamar. And the dried-up old husk that used to be Aaron Rodgers should be in the basement. How dare you slander Ocean Township's own Kenny Pickett, who has a ring!
11.08.2025 14:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
For no particular reason whatsoever, I think today would be a great day for It to happen.
11.08.2025 13:28 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Gonzo wearing a checkered shirt and chili pepper shirt and he absolutely has that shit on
5.5
10.08.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
didnโt even have to practice it beforehand because they speak a secret himbo language
10.08.2025 20:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
THE MACHINE
10.08.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Not sure, but slut realness is for sure being given.
10.08.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐ซก๐ซก
10.08.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sluts love sluts!
10.08.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Hebrew Hammer in those pants
10.08.2025 20:10 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Harrison Bader has serious slut energy and Iโm completely here for it.
10.08.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 35 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0
Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"
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The German?
10.08.2025 00:58 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Loser strategy
10.08.2025 00:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I think the Philadelphia Phillies should simply hit the baseball and also score runs.
10.08.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Congrats! And props for doing it at one of the coolest spots on earth!
09.08.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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