Steph G.

Yeah, it’s no longer CBP. We’re going to Phanatic’s House to watch the boys now.

<uncle baby billy voice> “you Tage Thompson!”

There’s not enough sage to be burned. You gotta nuke it from orbit. Then, salt the earth it stood upon.

I haven’t really been on the timeline for like 24 hours, so it’s nice to see that everyone is being completely normal about all of this. Yep.

This quote from Gelb’s story should be on the City Connects or the flag or the birth certificate of every baby born in Philadelphia

I like what Nick said. And he was accountable. I wish him well, and hope he keeps playing baseball somewhere. It was time for the Phillies to move on.

Tony Soprano talking to Carmella Soprano on the groundbreaking HBO show, The Sopranos. “You know what? This is too fucked up for me even to think about.”

A FORMER Mets fan??? How does this happen?

Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin

John Kruk in his playing days, smiling while wearing his Phillies BP jersey.

Pitchers and catchers, everybody. Let’s get after it today.

new playlist name: widespread twerking

they even cut into FIGURE SKATING, hitting that tonya and nance nostalgia

If you didn’t live through the 90s you don’t understand that this kind of thing would have been the #1 story in America for weeks. The only major story in politics for like 2 years was one BJ.

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

I always want the very best things for him

Johnny Weir might win an Emmy tonight.

lmao Johnny is living. 90s themed ice dancing is probably the best day at work ever.

i have literally never needed the game of baseball more in my entire life, robert

a 1995 red honda civic coupe w/ sunroof

Weather commentary is pretty low hanging fruit, but jesus mary and joseph, I'm over the fucking cold. I want warm sunshine and baseball and hot dogs with spicy brown mustard. I want Krukker's wild stories and to be joyfully annoyed by Alec Bohm. Two days until p's & c's!

The only reasonable conclusion to draw from this tweet is that our muppet population hails from a wonderful ancestral homeland that now I long to visit.

love you, giant

Just gotta hack it....make it to june...

I have a hoagie dip hangover.

jon hamm actually might have had more fun than any of us (or juan jamón as i am learning the kids are calling him)

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?