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Introducing Instant App Deployments in Partnership with Vercel Instant App Deployment with Prisma Postgres and Vercel makes going from generated code to production effortless. Provision a Postgres database, deploy globally, and let users claim full ownership with a single API call. Perfect for AI coding platforms, no-code tools, and modern app builders.

If your platform generates apps, you can now get them live in minutes without needing to manage infra! 🚀

We have partnered with @vercel.com to offer instant app deployments.

Perfect for AI dev tools, CI/CD, or no-code and learning platforms.

How will you use it?
pris.ly/prisma-verc...

Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words

so they're mycoblogging

screenshot: (Reply to you) Do you just post garbage. Just asking.

i'm only happy when it rains

The shareability formula: kevinparry.tv/blog/the-sha...

Maya and her whole entire life! (ball is lyfe)

Elon’s own AI bot is calling this illegal ⚰️

Robert O'Reilly as Gowron doing his Gowron eyes

No one:

Kash Patel:

Hi. I’m an expert in modernizing legacy government software systems. This is profoundly stupid and will definitely fail, and it’s just a question of whether our social security system fails along with it.

Join the Prisma Discord Server! The official Discord server of Prisma! Find us online at prisma.io | 7523 members

Join us on Discord for our Dev AMA this Thursday!

We'll be streaming the answers your questions ✨ live ✨ on YouTube and X.

pris.ly/dev-ama-mar

a gray and white pup with a blocky head has her paws up on the edge of a wooden table. her ears are back very demurely, and she’s sticking the tip of her tongue out while making super intentional eye contact with you.

This is Dixie. She's only sticking her tongue out to give you a convenient place to put treats. It's called being considerate. 12/10

This is Beau. He figured out how to rock back and forth all by himself. No human required. 14/10 a self-sufficient king

the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.

My cat turning her nose up at a can of grilled beef pâté, like ma'am be for real right now

In what universe are you able to hunt and kill a cow

In what dimension are you served by a snooty waiter in an expensive French restaurant

This is a miracle, just eat the dang cat food, my god

whoever is doing this campaign in London well bloody done 👍

Off By One xkcd.com/3062

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*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands

elonm... 2h Elon Musk Use of the word "billionaire" as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb 9,122 5,803 54.7K Sarcastie Aggressive Sarcastic... @AggressiveSarc1 Replying to @elonmusk Eat shit, oligarch

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I learned there’s a new groundbreaking AI chatbot named Manus. Before I could get around to trying it out, it gave itself up as a wrapper on Anthropic’s Claude.

The half life of groundbreaking AI chatbots is shrinking fast.

I see what you did there.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

Me complaining that I don't want to see the toe sucking video anymore, followed by Wil Wheaton saying that's how he feels about my burritos, with a third person saying "burritoes" and Wil cursing that ABSOLUTELY PERFECT pun

Perfection

Yes, yes we are!!!

Diagram of traditional Postgres deployment layers vs. Prisma Postgres deployment on a unikernel. Traditional (bottom to top): Hardware → virtualization → monolithic kernel → operating system → third-party libs → Postgres extensions → Postgres Unikernel: Hardware → virtualization → Postgres unikernel

i'm really proud of my team at #prisma today, we're launching some very cool tech

#postgres #postgresql #yetAnotherServerlessPostgres #unikernel #unikraft

🎉 Prisma Postgres is production-ready!

It's the first database built on unikernels and comes with these features:

✅ No cold starts
✅ Global cache
✅ Real-time events
✅ Built-in connection pooling
✅ Simple and predictable pricing
✅ A generous free tier

More info 👇

free twitter users being rate limited vs twitter blue subscibers also being rate limited

TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps

WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps

this screencap is my new most valuable possession

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.