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Michelle Jones

@michellej.bsky.social

Well-known beet hater. Senior Product Specialist at Big Tech Co. Still homebody af. Racing Louisville, Tennessee Titans, Fever. Dog person. Jewish. Very gay.

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Here’s my problem with Unrivaled:
I like too many players on different teams.

And it’s causing me great angst.

22.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the book cover Winnie deserves.

19.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew there were pockets of ppl who didn’t believe in science. I just vastly underestimated how many there were - & how many ppl would fall for their rhetoric. Covid was an incredibly harsh wake up call for me. The disappointment felt by many of us in medicine & research is simply unfathomable.

19.02.2026 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t recommend β€œHow to Get to Heaven from Belfast” strongly enough. If you enjoyed β€œDerry Girls” you should love it.

16.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Louisville! I hear you need your medical marijuana card applications notarized? And that some banks are turning people away? I, your friendly neighborhood notary, shall never turn you away. Just buy me a coffee or drink. 😘

15.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AMEN. TELL β€˜EM

14.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hey Louisville, we are raffling off a sponsorship for Lakeside (you are responsible for all membership fees). chances are 50 bucks and you'll be helping our homeless neighbors

my.onecause.com/event/organi...

13.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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They Built Stepford AI and Called It β€œAgentic” Women’s β€œick” for AI isn’t technophobia or a gap to close. It’s wisdom to act on.

[this is good]

abiawomosu.substack.com/p/they-built...

11.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today on rounds in the #Hospice Inpatient Unit:

Wife: He’s lost one his hearing aids & I’m very worried we may not find it.

Patient response: Do you really think I’ll need hearing aids to talk to Jesus?

10.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

09.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6010    πŸ” 1794    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 926

The way all these former A-Listers are showing up in commercials has got to be a sign the economy is about to absolutely crater, isn’t it?

09.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m mad at everyone who participated in this Jurassic Park mess.

09.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quotes from 65-year old guest watching the halftime show:

β€œAt least I don’t know if he’s talking dirty.”

β€œIt’s very favorable music.”

09.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet someone somewhere is currently betting on how many Super Bowl commercials will be about betting.

08.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if I simply went outside and shot the snow with a gun

07.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1084    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 19
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05.02.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
A small toddler is holding a curling broom, and walking down a blue path. His mother looks on

A small toddler is holding a curling broom, and walking down a blue path. His mother looks on

LET HIM CURL!

04.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I just got another email from them this morning. 😩

04.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The responses of some of the coffee shops and bakeries to this P&TY fiasco are really life affirming today. This one in particular: www.instagram.com/p/DUTxLcTj5QE/

04.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, sadly they have to be dead to us now.

04.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, this is getting unexpectedly entertaining.

That said, what a fucking own goal from the cookie place.

04.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

EXACTLY

03.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I donated blood back in December and the way the American Red Cross has been emailing, texting and calling me it’s like I owe them money.

03.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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I am so fucking sick of the cold and snow. Just beyond over it.

03.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people yearn to have a mayor who they don't refer to as 'this motherfucker.'

06.06.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I have read the book and I will say the show significantly elevates the source material. We enjoyed it.

01.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife saw the headline without seeing the author’s name and said β€œI just know a man wrote this.”

29.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting on a laptop ALT: a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting on a laptop

Love to set up yet another MyChart account because a new doctor is in a different system than all the other doctors. Bless 1Password for keeping this shit straight.

27.01.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Final snow update of the weekend.

26.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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