Chappell Groan

logging on here to say i accidentally replied to one of my hate follows bc a tweet of theirs was so incorrect and i really hope i dont get blocked now. bye!

Harvard is worth over $50 billion but is telling poor students from Zimbabwe to borrow money for winter housing.

What the actual fuck

www.thecrimson.com/article/2024...

F-U-C-K O-V-O

we can’t stand for this. we are tweeters, all of us.

sorting through the peanut m&ms and removing the shriveled ones like they’re dried beans

ILLEGAL

ABC News has obtained Venmo records showing that Matt Gaetz paid over $10,000 to the two women who testified before the House Ethics Committee

abcnews.go.com/US/gaetz-10k...

📍West Bank

➤ Israeli forces carried out new raids on Jenin in the occupied West Bank, sparking violent clashes, just one day after killing five Palestinians in military operations.

(Footage of the burning vehicles shared by the Palestinian Information Center.)

More details below 👇🏽

bomb cyclone sounds like a guy i knew in college complimenting someone’s bong

polls are essential

why there needs to be polls added to this site in one screenshot:

all yall love the Gin Blossoms say heyyyyy

i am declaring this an official scandal. now it will be dealt with by the same consequences that punish other evil deeds: one weekend update joke and then nothing.

MOTHER JONES: “The “nonprofit killer” bill is not dead. It will go back for a vote next week. This time, with a simple majority, the bill will likely pass.”

52 Dems have already joined Republicans in voting to help Trump with this. 🤔
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

tapping the sign

oh when’d y’all get here

oh when’d y’all get here

posting gulf

posting shrimp

my purpose in life (dog chair)

thanks for the PSA

if i get covid twice in 2 months, I should just pack it in, huh?

war damn

having an apples and peanut butter moment

getting my steps in by walking back and forth to my office for various items i have forgotten

when mitski said I don’t like my mind, i felt that

forgot the carrots

used tj’s georgian ajika seasoning on it, ajika hive rise up

made a pot roast I am excited to eat tonight, but also I am scared, I haven’t made one before