LJ

Oh boy my brain hurts

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Good thread

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

ICE is hiring!

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We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

Definitely an uphill battle but the squeaky wheel gets the grease. if the 30% of dem voters were way louder than the 70% of R's, you never know!! Dream big lol

Good point about the time sensitive thing!

I am emailing my senators right now!! I also heard from a friend that calls and emails are "tallied" the same and have a similar impact in pol's offices. Curious your view on that. Anyway fuck these fucking fucks

Any updates here @threnody.bsky.social .

Go now theres still time!

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

This is so cute

Im screaming

Just bought the album 😘

You cannot understand US politics without understanding racism. It's impossible.

and here's "spray paint" live on WGBH yesterday. it's so fun playing these songs with a band after recording them mostly alone in my basement studio.

listen to AMAB/ACAB and order some vinyl here: evangreer.bandcamp.com/album/amab-a...

Wait this is so fucking good!!!!!

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Cute!!!

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

After her hearing at 26 Federal Plaza, a woman was detained and escorted toward the stairwell. Her husband, confused and in shock, was guided toward the exit. Minutes later, he broke down in the elevator. They entered together, but he left alone. This happens here daily. #ICE

Notice how not a SINGLE CLIP of Charlie Kirk is being shown on TV as the news organizations try to eulogize him kindly. Even Fox News. You cannot show a SINGLE THING he ever said that wasnt spewing HATE and violence.

What a legacy.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

NEW: The Trump administration surpassed 1,000 agreements with local police departments to effectively deputize their officers to act as ICE agents.

This program, known as 287(g), makes our communities less safe, encourages racial profiling, and drains our resources.

MSNBC is gonna have all white men talking about “extremists on both side of the aisle.”