Stacey Fakename

This is art.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Rethinking ADHD as ‘hypercuriosity’ What if ADHD isn’t a deficit of attention, but an intensified curiosity? A new study explores how reframing ADHD could transform education

Yes! What if we treated extremely normal human variation as something other than a "disorder"???

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YouTube video by Kat Blaque Trans Fetishism and The Transphobes in the Files

"His first accuser was a trans woman. JK Rowling and Nancy Mace rubbed shoulders with Epstein while accusing trans women of wanting to abuse young girls. Let's break this down."

Oddly also true in reality!

Did you know that if working on a game pushes you into horrible burnout then it becomes really hard to continue working on that game

Shocking I know

Yikes on bikes.

"Gamer" is a self identity like "Christian" now. Lots of great people play games, and lots of good people are in a Christian religious sect, but the people who use these terms think they are the only true ones - while simultaneously making everyone look bad by association.

Ubisoft workers are on strike: 'We are treated like children' The strike comes after the publisher revealed plans to cut up to 200 jobs and ordered remote workers back into the office

Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job.

In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.

The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.

Nebula is great.

Love hearing "surge", the same language used when we invaded Iraq. It's amazing that the federal government has just invaded a state because the president didn't get its electoral votes.

Remember when Fortnite was a PvE game and they kept it around even though it wasn't doing great and at some point someone said I dunno, let's try it as a battle royale?

Imagine if Epic had just laid the team off after like four days.

What an coincidentally chilling number of years.

There were all those cheap teensploitation films about juvenile delinquency and teen crime waves in the early 60s.

YouTube video by Complexly Do You Think I'm Talented? | Angela Giarratana Asks Hank Anything

Ask Hank Anything with Angela Giarratana!
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Didn't she invite Epstein to come see her play?

'The US crisis around ICE evokes the one sparked by the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850' OP-ED. Professor emerita Marie-Jeanne Rossignol draws a parallel between anti-ICE activists, who whistle to alert immigrant communities of the arrival of agents, and the abolitionists who once posted ...

Professor emerita Rossignol draws a parallel between anti-ICE activists, who whistle to alert immigrant communities of the arrival of agents, and the abolitionists who once posted signs identifying slave catchers.
#Pinks

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Most vodka is made from grain

This makes me sad that Steve Jobs murdered Flash and now I don't get my quarterly check for $2 in ad share for the game I released in 2008.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole

Cis women can have beards. PCOS is pretty common. Reminds me of my sister in law's gender essentialist argument that trans women can't have babies.

She doesn't have kids either!

This art features 100 bees of various colors and shapes. These bees are designed in a cartoonish style, based on real species. The common name or species is written below the animals. Some bees are moving leaves, scraping plant hair, or sticking out their tongues. Some male bees have hairy faces and unusually shaped legs. There are also baby bees that have just hatched from their petal nests. Cute and colorful atmosphere. There are over 20,000 species of bees, so I only depicted a very small fraction of them!

Bees 🐝

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

Punts on "boom"? Or dodges losing in the bubble just before it pops?

This is probably just long enough to sidestep the bubble pop. Well done.

Wasn't Pam Anderson married to the Poker guy from the Paris Hilton sex tape that also used to be married to the voice of Tommy Pickles? (This is not judgement)

If we can't do immigration enforcement without concentration camps we shouldn't do immigration enforcement.

Butt is legs, according to @hankgreen.bsky.social