a four panel comic
panel one a woman asks me "what're you gonna do with your day off?" and i reply "probs watch short form video content"
second panel, a woman says to another woman whom she is actively marrying "i cant wait to grow old with you and watch short form video content together in bed"
panel three, a woman kneels by her bed and prays, "dear god, let me watch short form video content in heaven"
the last panel is just text and it says "please stop reading and start watching short form video content"
01.02.2026 03:24 β π 2571 π 430 π¬ 21 π 5
Fritos truck
In hot pursuit
19.06.2024 17:26 β π 1053 π 102 π¬ 23 π 12
Judge Denies Effort To Pause ICE Operation In Minnesota
Federal judge Kate M. Menendez denied a request by officials in Minnesota to temporarily end Operation Metro Surge in the state.
Federal judge Kate M. Menendez denied a request by officials in Minnesota to temporarily end Operation Metro Surge in the state.
31.01.2026 17:05 β π 869 π 477 π¬ 191 π 76
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
01.02.2026 20:28 β π 17526 π 2923 π¬ 382 π 340
GOP Rep. Thomas Massie: βHow will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when rich men are being perp walked in handcuffs to the jail. Until then, this is still a coverup.β
#EpsteinFiles
01.02.2026 20:17 β π 22780 π 7283 π¬ 533 π 401
Ellison: "The real problem with the case is not that the judge didn't understand the gravity or facts. The problem is there is no legal precedent for this. We've never seen a moment in American history where through force of arms, an administration was trying to bully a state into submission."
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"The Fulton County raid is a test run for messing with election administrators and the counting of ballots in the midterm elections in 2026..."
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Correct
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This is why we run everywhere.
Itβs quite literally my lifeβs work to support underfunded dems running in Red America. They speak truth to power, organize their communities, give voters a choice and a voice - and make progress.
And sometimes they show the whole country whatβs possible. β¨
LFG. π
01.02.2026 13:42 β π 5258 π 1305 π¬ 199 π 64
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
01.02.2026 21:10 β π 29357 π 15028 π¬ 1894 π 2064
Anti-ICE protesters dispersed, arrests made in Los Angeles. "As of about 6:15 p.m., police βcontinue to gain compliance after the dispersal order was issued, however, protesters continue to remain and throw bottles and rocks at the officers,β they said." ktla.com/news/local-n...
01.02.2026 01:11 β π 1508 π 394 π¬ 140 π 31
Screenshot of CNN headline "With contempt vote looming, here's what Epstein documents say about the Clintons"
@cnn.com with it's pulse really on the current events plaguing the nation here:
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Rep. Morrison on conditions at Whipple: "She said, 'they are treating us like animals in here. The women that are in this cell with me, we slept on a cold concrete floor last night. We were begging for a blanket, & guards were cruel'... we have to resolve that every single person deserves dignity"
01.02.2026 16:05 β π 7551 π 3203 π¬ 231 π 126
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO
Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Philadelphia (Official Video)
youtu.be/4z2DtNW79sQ?...
01.02.2026 09:21 β π 3287 π 799 π¬ 63 π 18
Murphy on Fox News Sunday: "I mean -- c'mon. We're still pretending that ICE is going after dangerous people? They aren't. What is happening in Minnesota right now is a dystopia. ICE is teargassing elementary schools, it is disappearing legal residents into cars, it is murdering American citizens."
01.02.2026 17:00 β π 14088 π 4479 π¬ 361 π 169
NEW DATA: Lower Prices, Bigger Paychecks
President Donald J. Trumpβs bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families β with new data from DoorDashβs State of Local Commerce
π₯ The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
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Simon Rosenberg on Trumpβs no good, very bad year
"Itβs grotesque. Heβs become a grotesque figure."
"There comes a point where we have to start questioning whether or not heβs actually aware of whatβs happening around him & the harm heβs doing. Itβs similar to historical figures like Nero or Caligula. Their madness took over & they started doing wildly destructive things. Trump is in that place."
16.01.2026 14:55 β π 6067 π 1901 π¬ 447 π 143
The Boss has spoken!
31.01.2026 09:42 β π 6716 π 1505 π¬ 104 π 50
Hereβs Epstein after being told he has βpermission to killβ an unidentified man: βwhoopsβ
Epstein after being told Mary Kennedy was found dead in her backyard: βwhoopsβ
Follow along this short threadβ¦
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31.01.2026 22:32 β π 7358 π 3411 π¬ 357 π 197
Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Lindaπ
11.03.2025 01:06 β π 17143 π 5477 π¬ 500 π 294
Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am.
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This Point of Order / Rallying Cry
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