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NurseKelsey (she/her) πŸŒˆβœ¨πŸŽ‰β€οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@nursekelsey.bsky.social

Mama. Trauma ICU nurse. Introvert. Runner. Dog lover. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Strong believer in science & medicine. BLM. Prochoice.

12,693 Followers  |  506 Following  |  294 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  2.2312

Latest posts by nursekelsey.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Leah did!

10.09.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did a thing 😏

10.09.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

$123! Not bad!

02.09.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are never more urgently needed as a mom than the second your butt hits the toilet seat.

02.09.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you only intended to pick the kids up from the bus but then realize you need to grab some groceries for dinner real quick & you end up Out In The Worldℒ️ in your Only At Homeℒ️ clothes

02.09.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

What amazes me that in a world where laypeople can create AI videos of bears & rabbits jumping on trampolines that are good enough to convince millions, the White House cannot even pretend to create a deep fake or AI image or β€œproof of life” photo beyond a distant, blurry, clearly poorly made one.

01.09.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

31.08.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

29.08.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16662    πŸ” 5261    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 124
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‼️‼️

29.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18513    πŸ” 4831    πŸ’¬ 346    πŸ“Œ 177
A comic with 6 panels

1 a cartoon god sits at a desk, reading a paper, an adorable green cuttlefish in a bowl in front of him
"You're a cuttlefish" -god
"Yay! I love hugs!" -cuttlefish

2 zoom in on green cuttlefish in bowl, looking sad
"that's not what I meant" - god
"oh"-cuttlefish 

3 happy looking cuttlefish almost jumping out of bowl
"you have eight arms and two tentacles" -god
"for hugs?" -cuttlefish

4 sad cuttlefish again in bowl
"*sigh* no, not for hugs" -god
"oh" - cuttlefish

5 zoom in on god
"also, you're venomous" -god

6 happy cuttlefish, eyes big and full of tears
"danger hugs!"

A comic with 6 panels 1 a cartoon god sits at a desk, reading a paper, an adorable green cuttlefish in a bowl in front of him "You're a cuttlefish" -god "Yay! I love hugs!" -cuttlefish 2 zoom in on green cuttlefish in bowl, looking sad "that's not what I meant" - god "oh"-cuttlefish 3 happy looking cuttlefish almost jumping out of bowl "you have eight arms and two tentacles" -god "for hugs?" -cuttlefish 4 sad cuttlefish again in bowl "*sigh* no, not for hugs" -god "oh" - cuttlefish 5 zoom in on god "also, you're venomous" -god 6 happy cuttlefish, eyes big and full of tears "danger hugs!"

who wants a danger hug

30.08.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Hellllloo!!

30.08.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I read about 100 books in 4.5 months. I literally just read and cared for my kids/house. Less social medai the better as it contributes to my anxiety a lot of the time. Hard to find community without the bad apples spoiling it.

30.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will do!

30.08.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, different author but same awesome vibes πŸ˜€

30.08.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha you’re right. I’m a fool. I was thinking about Hanks new focus app I think.

30.08.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not kidding. Multiple bouts of COVID, getting my appendix out, getting my gallbladder out, the broken foot…too much!

30.08.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep! A favorite from last year, although the ending jumped the shark a bit

30.08.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Read that series. It’s what got me back into reading! Have you read The Serpent & the Wings of Night or the Heartless Hunter series?

30.08.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved Everything is TB! Can’t go wrong with @hankgreen.bsky.social

30.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing in front of a body of water ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing in front of a body of water

Hello!

30.08.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is everyone? Is anyone still out there? How is BlueSky working out for everyone?

Also, any good book recommendations?! 😏

30.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello! Hi! Anyone out there?!

It’s been forever since I popped on here. I broke my foot in early April which led to 4.5 months off work, 10 weeks non-weight bearing & everything in my life was on hold.

But I’m finally back at work, back to morning walks & really missing having this community!

30.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0

This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.

24.04.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 67117    πŸ” 16235    πŸ’¬ 1561    πŸ“Œ 651

Same! I can't see anything about it anywhere but it's not working for me either!

24.04.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Given my family's experience with COVID over the last week, there are A LOT of people out and about right now COVID positive.

22.04.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing volleyball

16.04.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 12 since breaking my foot & full time living on the couch - I’ve finished 8 books so far! My dog has been a wonderful companion & our friends & family have been wonderful about bringing food & helping with the kids. Only 10 weeks left…. πŸ™ƒ

16.04.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

None Left to Tell was my top pick of 2024! It was SO GOOD!

16.04.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A favorite of mine!

11.04.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly my situation! I have a knee scooter & shower chair - both essential!

10.04.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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