Dr. Goomba Stax

Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born! Now is the time of monsters! Good luck!"

Y’all thought I was playin’

When Squee’s not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking “Where’s Squee?”

*attempts to ride the flying sword from the Daicon IV video but immediately shits herself and passes out*

I’d say he’s rockin’ out with his jock out, but that’s just a pelvic bone YO HOHOHOHOHO!!!

I currently have an old 2014 android phone plugged up next to my bed just so I can get my fix of the mobile version of Gridrunners, and maybe some Five A Day.

I can’t play Minotaur Rescue on my Steam Deck (without, I’m assuming, a bunch of workaround chicanery), and that makes me sad.

You know what?

The Minotaur Project needs to come back.

minotaurproject.co.uk/Minotaur/min...

lmao the angel crashing some random’s car then remembering it can just fly off

Wait a minute, I got a follow from Chiitan??????

This feels like a boon granted by the fae.

Can I do both?

They kinda remind me of those Precious Moments figurines that were big in the 90s

At this point, my energy is basically that lady from Myanmar dancing while tanks are rolling toward the capital in the background, except I’m just sitting in the middle of my geek shit like this

But no really, who is Richard HubleyI, and why should we give a shit?

Re-blogging for later reference

I made a filthy, filthy blue/green control player scoop on Arena using a half cobbled together Human tribal deck that revolves around giving instants and sorceries flashback, and I am unreasonably happy about this.

a close up of a video game character with his eyes closed and a sword . ALT: a close up of a video game character with his eyes closed and a sword .

c o r e m e m o r y u n l o c k e d

Somebody on Facebook said it should just be called Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2, and that is honestly perfect.

At some point, I’m either gonna have to commit to getting rid of my potbelly, or just say fuck it and get a tattoo of Krang on there.

Hell, any of the beasties.

the far side cow tools cartoon, except the cow, each tool and the barn all have mustache s added to them and the tools and barn all have googly eyes as well.

my 5-year-old insisted i make "a mustache version"

so hey what’s a good search engine to use now that google’s a fuckin AI slophouse?

Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe:

hoc damnum est?

Yeah.

low effort comic of a kookaburra lady asking a group of kids if they would like to meet the easter bunny. she pulls back a curtain to reveal the easter bunny smoking a cone (the fucken druggo)

happy weed easter

I hate that this idiot is one of my senators. Fucking sea of elephant shit ass state

I feel this mood plumb down to my bones

(Is just salty because he lost to an Isshin, Two Heavens as One rush deck)

I swear if MTG Arena let you buy a sticker of one of the characters spitting directly into the other player’s face, I’d drop $20 on it in a heartbeat.

I hate the randoms on there. Hate them hate them HATE THEM