Mark Agee

I'm sorry this is so fucking funny. The transitions from the cool guy montage set to "Many Men," to sounding like Milhouse while you narrate buying energy drinks in a corner store, to the slo-mo 'wearing of a tactical helmet in a parking lot.' We live in a Dictatorship of Dwight Schrutes

Richest country in the history of the known universe: Take your hungry kids Trick or Beansin’

It is pretty funny that he's doing all this in an effort to rewrite the top of his obituary and in a Monkey's Paw way he has probably succeeded

They didn’t just watch Sicario, they watched Sicario and thought the takeaway was “The drug war is good, we are the good guys, and it’s going well”

Me and Trae talked about him and Earhardt a few weeks ago. I’m sure others did too

Yep yep trying to get to the bottom of “why now” for that a few weeks back is how I discovered the lawsuit lol

Trump's bootleg Iron Bank is the guy who once sued a guy because he thought he found Amelia Earhart but lied to him about it www.wyomingnewsnow.tv/news/federal...

Yeah it's a lot. We didn't get to the tipping thing either, could've done the whole hour on it honestly

I know there’s little sports discourse on this site but I just wanna say I hope Nico Harrison falls into an open sewer and dies, carry on

DoorDash Finally Found a Way to Stop Paying Its Workers for Good The company launched a multimillion-dollar campaign to fight worker protections and invest in delivery robots.

I have a practical question about the survivability of delivery robots. Has anyone in any of these meetings who's visited the real world ever been like "Ok but everyone will beat them with bats" or "Someone's gonna build Rube Goldberg robot traps for TikTok" slate.com/technology/2...

They call him Mr. Big Shot, they're saying it more and more. He bought a lot of BarronCoin, great guy. I don't know about the cards, it's just cards, I like Pinochle, I always thought it was spelled Pee-knuckle, like when you pee on your hands. We're looking at it strongly

I don’t believe he’s a Nazi I just think it’s a funny dumb thing to have done. I’m not advocating anything

Doing the "Of course I peed my pants, everybody pees their pants, it's the coolest!" bit from Billy Madison except it's everyone getting Nazi tattoos

The new tattoo is of "Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?"

Registering to run for office should require the same ritual as getting kicked out of the Sons of Anarchy

As part of the tattoo vetting process every candidate in a primary should post nudes. Each candidate can decide whether tasteful

"Bill Barr,,,, whose dad was an OSS officer and gave Epstein a teaching job he was unqualified for so he could hit on the girl students,,,, says everything was on the up and up"

This has led me to contemplate a new person: The LinkedIn ICE Goon: "Your 20s are not for making friends, they are for being an aggro mall cop. The key to making quota is micro-dosing naps between Zyns and the screams of children. Then I have ChatGPT make instructions on snare traps for Haitians."

Walking through the locker room at the gym and a buck naked dude started getting dressed socks first, then t-shirt. For maximum chaos I’m gonna assume the order continued: hat, then glasses, watch, shoes, scarf

I still lurk for sports highlights and to see what the loons are discussing but about half the posts I’m served appear to be ads for the concept of “girls have butts”

Went to the pharmacy counter to ask for the good Sudafed that actually works and the guy asked if I just wanted one box or “the maximum amount.” Glad to know CVS supports my right to cook meth for personal use

A downstream effect of a lot of journalists now being nepo babies is that they don't know any criminals or dirtbags, so they don't ask themselves questions like "Why would the cartels pay money to kill the Feds who are accidentally helping them make more money?"

The pitch for this shit is "It's handy dandy tutor that can replace google and your secretary, write code, do your homework, fly drones and do wars, drive cars, make movies, be your best friend, cure cancer, and also you can fuck it." It's like you asked to see its resume and it's this:

Mark Cuban’s whole argument about Steve Ballmer continues to be: “No you don’t get it, for rich people fraud is legal”

The only actual use case here is perverts putting themselves in sex scenes with Daenerys but the key to this whole industry is that everyone must pretend to have been born yesterday. The naivete is load bearing.

The cold open to tonight’s Task is one of the best episodes of TV I’ve ever seen

If Joel Embiid can find some stairs to fall down right now we can call this the most Philadelphia sports night of all time

It’s extremely funny they’re wearing 80 lbs of useless kit for an imaginary war and he’s wearing the perfect armor for the battle they’re actually having

Antifa Girlfriends are a direct violation of Section 1 of the Antifa Guidelines post Soros Accords

I met my wife Jeremy Renner on The Jeremy Renner App