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I write stuff and jokes, sometimes for TV shows for money. I like fried pickles.

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Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

31.01.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9247    ๐Ÿ” 2391    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

If anyone's looking for a missing Dem consultant there's a guy in the replies here trying to means test pedophiles

31.01.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd very much enjoy this Rodney Dangerfield movie remake starring LeBron James. Bronny still has eligibility, they can be roommates. Adam Silver can be the cranky dean

31.01.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Ro Khanna still trying to make up with Elon, someone ask him

30.01.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 722    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

30.01.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16256    ๐Ÿ” 5713    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 156

Everyone made fun of cops when they wore shorts and rode Segways, now look at us. We need mandatory dork cops

30.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Senate Democrats agreed to fund the government and Trump immediately gave himself $10 billion of it. I donโ€™t know how they donโ€™t look at their polling and understand their problem under Schumer is a fundamental lack of dignity. If I wanna spit on them whatโ€™s Trump gonna do

30.01.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s probably closest. Evolutionary Lamar Odom if crack was a PED

30.01.2026 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right Iโ€™m just thinking of the open court grab and go stuff. Itโ€™s weird to talk about โ€œdegrees of undeniableโ€ I know

30.01.2026 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve seen that comp but it took Tatum 6 seasons to average as many assists and 3 for as many points and he started older. I guess my point is I think he doesnโ€™t have one

30.01.2026 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ben I still donโ€™t have a player comp for him. Shorter Giannis with a jumper?

30.01.2026 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The perfect meaningless game

30.01.2026 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cooper Flagg is nuts man. Nothing looks hard for him but also he doesnโ€™t seem to know what heโ€™s doing and he sets the NBA rookie scoring record

30.01.2026 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Krauts in the open!"

29.01.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're not Scots though right? They were just on that fake-Iranian supposedly-empty Russian ghost tanker involved in last month's Tom Clancy TV movie?

28.01.2026 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We're gonna make a new rule that says the people breaking the first rule really really -- and we're discussing including a third really -- have to follow it."

28.01.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Did Donald Trump's US just 'unlawfully abduct two people from Scotland'? THE US Government is being pushed to explain whether it ignored a Scottish court order and โ€œabducted two people from Scotlandโ€

I have trouble following it even after reading about it www.thenational.scot/news/2580376...

28.01.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When Guns N' Roses slows it down to do 'Patience'

28.01.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand their limitations here, but it is deeply funny that just by instinct, like salmon swimming upstream, on every issue, the Democrat response to any demand to make things better is "How about we make things worse more slowly"

27.01.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tiny Greg Bovino pitching the idea of riding under the next Border Control commanderโ€™s hat and still being in charge via Ratatouieโ€™ing

27.01.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sisu is best for all your Nazi suffering needs

27.01.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 345    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hearing word that Trump has abdicated and handed power to Will Stancil. The Stancilphate is here, inshallah

27.01.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Tony Dokoupil is guest starring on that Merena Baccarin show as a backdoor pilot for "News Country"

26.01.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The entire economy depends upon me doing uh this very necessary thing. Iโ€™m familiar with it

26.01.2026 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sideways Tower of Babel. For Sale. Never (whatever it was for)

26.01.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did they delay a shipment of eggs

24.01.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good lord man. Trump gets hard over pleading. This isnโ€™t just nothing itโ€™s the opposite

24.01.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I guess one way to recycle the defective Sig P320s is to use them as drop guns

24.01.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is basically it. "How many cops would a good cop cop if a good cop could cop cops?"

24.01.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stephen Miller's (and ICE's) fever swamp plan is to find a Venmo you sent to a fellow parent for poster board, connect them to a Dem state senator and to Act Blue, use an assault on an officer as a hook for a conspiracy charge, and put you all in a cell with George Soros. The Aristocrats!

24.01.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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