Mark Agee

Mavs at the trade deadline

Is the idea that the government should assign these guys offspring directly, or is it we should stand up reeducation camps where we teach these guys PUA tactics

As a veteran of a 3-year group chat debate over "whether Nick Adams is joking" I think the question hinges on "Who the object of the bit is." But I think we can agree largely "Not a Bit" after Trump made him an ambassador, but he remains A Guy Who Ran for Office on a Platform of Banning Birds

Wearing a t-shirt that says "Don't Even Talk To Me Until I've Discussed My Coffee With a ChatBot For Some Reason"

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

If anyone's looking for a missing Dem consultant there's a guy in the replies here trying to means test pedophiles

I'd very much enjoy this Rodney Dangerfield movie remake starring LeBron James. Bronny still has eligibility, they can be roommates. Adam Silver can be the cranky dean

Is Ro Khanna still trying to make up with Elon, someone ask him

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Everyone made fun of cops when they wore shorts and rode Segways, now look at us. We need mandatory dork cops

So Senate Democrats agreed to fund the government and Trump immediately gave himself $10 billion of it. I don’t know how they don’t look at their polling and understand their problem under Schumer is a fundamental lack of dignity. If I wanna spit on them what’s Trump gonna do

That’s probably closest. Evolutionary Lamar Odom if crack was a PED

Right I’m just thinking of the open court grab and go stuff. It’s weird to talk about “degrees of undeniable” I know

I’ve seen that comp but it took Tatum 6 seasons to average as many assists and 3 for as many points and he started older. I guess my point is I think he doesn’t have one

Ben I still don’t have a player comp for him. Shorter Giannis with a jumper?

The perfect meaningless game

Cooper Flagg is nuts man. Nothing looks hard for him but also he doesn’t seem to know what he’s doing and he sets the NBA rookie scoring record

"Krauts in the open!"

They're not Scots though right? They were just on that fake-Iranian supposedly-empty Russian ghost tanker involved in last month's Tom Clancy TV movie?

"We're gonna make a new rule that says the people breaking the first rule really really -- and we're discussing including a third really -- have to follow it."

Did Donald Trump's US just 'unlawfully abduct two people from Scotland'? THE US Government is being pushed to explain whether it ignored a Scottish court order and “abducted two people from Scotland”

I have trouble following it even after reading about it www.thenational.scot/news/2580376...

When Guns N' Roses slows it down to do 'Patience'

I understand their limitations here, but it is deeply funny that just by instinct, like salmon swimming upstream, on every issue, the Democrat response to any demand to make things better is "How about we make things worse more slowly"

Tiny Greg Bovino pitching the idea of riding under the next Border Control commander’s hat and still being in charge via Ratatouie’ing

Sisu is best for all your Nazi suffering needs

Hearing word that Trump has abdicated and handed power to Will Stancil. The Stancilphate is here, inshallah

Tony Dokoupil is guest starring on that Merena Baccarin show as a backdoor pilot for "News Country"

The entire economy depends upon me doing uh this very necessary thing. I’m familiar with it

Sideways Tower of Babel. For Sale. Never (whatever it was for)

Why did they delay a shipment of eggs