October 🕸 they/them

One thing about me is I fuckin will

Earlier I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my cooch.

I cant prove this was caused by fascism but I know it in my heart to be true.

32! I have 32 sclerosises

Thinking about how a few years ago my friend used to wait for me outside the bathroom to make sure I didn't slam my head into the wall TOO hard and give myself a concussion and drown.

Yeah, I can give you a reading!

*shuffles a stack of kraft singles*

"Your apartment's haunted"

Yeah dude that's me. That's just my vibe.

I've never met a gala in my life

It’s a serialized drama about the pharmaceutical industry that is genuinely thrilling and very much for grownups, it’s not your typical “adult” animation whose real audience is teenage boys. Please watch I’m begging lol

I have been informed that there's one with 32 thanks to this post!

Okay but if you do the Sedecordle you can do SIXTEEN at once

Multiple sclerosis isn't a good enough descriptor. HOW MANY SCLEROSIS DO I HAVE

Optic neuritis update: I am incrediblt nearsighted but as my vision is returning, things look closer in my bad eye than they do in my good eye.

What if the S in MS actually stands for spiderman?

a fortune cookie reads "knowledge is power." the words "france is bacon" are written beneath

*nods knowingly*

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...

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Green card holder from New Hampshire 'interrogated' at Logan Airport, detained Fabian Schmidt’s family said they are unsure of why he is being held. They said he has a recently renewed green card, and no active issues in court.

ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed.

No one knows why he was detained.

news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion

news in any other country:

joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful

Anyway, now that a Texan like Al Green has your attention, I need you “Abandon the South” Liberals in particular to eat shit.

The further right the democrats go, the more republicans they’ll make.

If they’re going to capitulate to republican policies anyways, people are just going to choose the party that’s actually successful at those policies to begin with.

Happy birthday!!!

A elf bard with a big book and satchel on one side with scrolls on the other with brown and blue split hair.

I’m turning 30, and to celebrate, I’d love to give my sad little library some love with a book haul! My Ko-fi is open for birthday donations if you’d like to help me build my dream collection. Every little bit means the world to me! You can support me here: ko-fi.com/thergbvision #booksky

"My right asscheek just spasmed."

- me to the entire radiology floor while receiving a spinal tap

"DO YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THE OTHER PATIENTS FOR YOU????"

-to literally everyone I've met

When asked about my family history -

"Mom is dead which sucks, dad is dead which is fine"

"It's cool, I have enough ass for all of us 💜"

- me to my CNAs 😭😭

Please enjoy this thread of things I have said to my care team while hospitalized:

a man in a suit and tie is laughing and says did i stutter ? ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing and says did i stutter ?

(I actually do have a stutter, but I typed it so -)

You guys I fucking LOVE BiscuitTin! If you're out there dungeoning those dragons you HAVE check them out 👀

My d&d group is gonna be sad bc we're not having a session this week but what they don't know is I'm planning something ✨️terrible✨️ for them since I have the extra time

Apparently I've had a few brain lesions.

Huh.