Heisenherr @jokeherr - Bluesky Profile

Volume 69.

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Smells the Arby’s on your fingers.

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That’s way too much Donald Trump anus. #SouthPark

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It's hard to believe I'm older than the Vice President and yet I've had 0 sexual relations with any couches, yes there was an incident with a recliner but it was just oral.

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This is amazing...

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The same Hamas terrorists that Trump’s negotiating peace with?

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Sadly we missed out on this brain dead idiot and got another brain dead idiot as senator for Pennsylvania.

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Na-nu Na-nu!

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Rob Schneider picks up immigrants at Home Depot and makes them choke him in the shower.

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Try stork?

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That can be the opening sentence of your autobiography.

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You're thinking of Wilford Brimley, who coincidently gave you a lap dance on 2015 Halloween.

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I didn’t watch it. Charlie did have a long career so unless the documentary was multiple parts they couldn’t cover everything. Maybe he should’ve killed some people so they’d make multiple episodes or movies. They’re milking John Wayne Gacy and Ed Gein. Keith David is getting a new cartoon show.

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I hired Grimace to give you a lap dance on Halloween. @spectreman.bsky.social

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Did you read DC vs Vampires? 2021-2023

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Thank you! ☺️

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Polly Pocket Back to the Future Compact Time travel goes tiny with this iconic Polly Pocket x Back to the Future collaboration. The compact exterior features an electric image of the Time Machine next to Marty and Doc Brown.

@jokeherr.bsky.social

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Especially since a lot of the main characters were hardly used. Why was Mike even there and being dumb? There should’ve probably only been 3 seasons, beginning middle, end. I’ll complain but I’m still going to buy the merchandise and watch.

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That I am afraid of.

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