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@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social

Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com

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You guys... if I stop thinking about tomorrow, will Stevie Nicks still love me?

03.12.2025 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kill Bill: Volume 1

03.12.2025 00:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

For my birthday, it's your chance to ask me anything!

ngl.link/foreverrhino

02.12.2025 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You say that in past tense and I believe you could do it tomorrow

02.12.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

70/10. Perfection.

02.12.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God forbid a kitty wants a slice

02.12.2025 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zaddy ❤️

02.12.2025 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mmmmm love a good hibachi

02.12.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He would definitely not like it if we reposted those all over social media.

...hey wait that gives me an idea

02.12.2025 19:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PLOT TWIST: It was secretly started by a worker at the Chipotle across the way.

02.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's like they're auditioning to be villains on a Saturday morning cartoon.

A very unenjoyable one at that.

02.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know she guzzles.

02.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The correct answer.

02.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, I thought hurricanes were caused by us gays...

...therefore We the Queers kept everyone safe from hurricanes.

You're welcome. Get us bottomless mimosas and rent us a movie theatre where we can binge reruns of Will & GODDAMNIT DEBRA MESSING

02.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm having one too.

Goddamnit.

02.12.2025 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's fingering his neckgina!

02.12.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Josh D'Amaro replacing Iger will be the first smart thing Disney has done since greenlighting She-Hulk and hey come back here

02.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

FACT-CHECK:

This is a fact.

02.12.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Young venture capitalists" is a much-too-wordy way of saying "douchebags".

Many wasted letters in this headline, 0/10

02.12.2025 18:35 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Fortnite on line 2.

02.12.2025 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not even clocked in yet and I already baptized my white hoodie in mocha.

Happy birthday to me.

02.12.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've heard nothing but A+s about this film... Gonna have to track it down on streaming.

02.12.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's pretty. But you can have it. 😉

02.12.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Englebert Humperdinck

02.12.2025 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey, can someone call up Consequences? I've got some Actions over here.

02.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It stopped here in Pittsburgh... For now.

02.12.2025 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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💙💙💙 and a Final Jeopardy one too!

02.12.2025 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's so many YouTubers I trust with this kind of stuff over Amazon, and they don't use AI.

02.12.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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