Kerry Kerrific

Just once I'd like to end an argument by saying, "Yeah, well, how do you think *I* feel?"

And the person knows me well enough to go, "Good? All the time?"

And I go, "Well, you got me there."

Have you looked at some clouds recently? They're some real neat stuff.

(There's no pun or gag, I just found myself enjoying looking at the sky just now)

Today I hit 400,000 gamerscore while playing Saints Row the Third Remastered.

I'm completely put off by the idea of getting a foot massage. If you're going to give me a massage, use your hands!

Welcome to Canada, where the only place you can be detained by the ice is in a penalty box.

I'm starting to think my Strong Bad shirt might be getting to be too old of a reference for geeky events these days...

Sometimes I feel guilty playing open world video games because I usually have my characters sprinting all the time. Which means there are games where I've definitely asked the characters to run further / for longer than I've run in my entire life.

I wonder how much disdain I can accumulate not from saying "irregardless", but adding "irregardful" to my vocabulary.

Big plans, eh? Well, call me if you need any big plants. My repertoire includes such hits as, "Woo!", "This is great!", "Chris is a funny guy", and many more.