@danielobrien.bsky.social
Senior Writer- Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; Author- How to Fight Presidents; Co-Host- Quick Question with Soren and Daniel
Was working on an outraged think piece until "big pile of shrimp" pulled me back from the edge.
03.02.2026 16:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"so what's your take?"
"leave me alone"
More important things happening etc but I have read "Giannis Antetokounmpo is ready for a trade" articles once a year every year for the last all of my years.
28.01.2026 19:53 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America
23.01.2026 16:50 β π 778 π 118 π¬ 33 π 67I feel insane.
22.01.2026 21:52 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0
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give it 5 years and some tech exec is gonna be like "whoa, what if we made things that actually worked"
20.01.2026 19:02 β π 284 π 22 π¬ 8 π 5Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
13.01.2026 20:17 β π 8978 π 3399 π¬ 64 π 59One of the in-house security guys at the Pasta Factory likes my vibe but even HE won't let me in the room where the whole floor is medium-cooked lasagna sheets. What HAPPENED to USA?
14.01.2026 19:04 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Told the foreman at the Pasta Factory that as a gesture of good faith they could load up their pitching machine with meatballs and pelt me for a while and he says βwe donβt do that here youβre thinking of a different kind of placeβ ???
12.01.2026 16:58 β π 51 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Asking the front desk person at the pasta factory if I can spend a night in the spaghetti room sleeping on the warm spaghetti theyβre NOT selling and they donβt know what βIβMβ talking about?
12.01.2026 00:20 β π 104 π 7 π¬ 5 π 0
06.11.2025 20:55 β π 129 π 29 π¬ 1 π 0
"Are we participating in a thing that's not even working?" Great, sad read about this great, sad industry. www.vulture.com/article/chri...
09.01.2026 18:29 β π 24 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1I thought this was a really good episode of two people putting words to concepts that we probably all innately know somewhere deep in our brain folds
07.01.2026 13:57 β π 30 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Ford vs Ferrari, now THAT'S a car movie.
05.01.2026 18:38 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0We wanted that little fucking egg to hatch so fucking bad.
02.01.2026 14:59 β π 67 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Make permanent records a real thing, give me a list of things that I did, am and like.
21.12.2025 17:49 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1For all this talk of how important and precious social security numbers are I feel like mine should be more useful to me.
21.12.2025 17:48 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Listen, we ALL put on Cherry Cherry after the trailer dropped, thatβs not on trial here, that's the ONLY normal thing that's happened.
11.12.2025 03:10 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First time I saw the trailer I thought βWeird to be making a Neil Diamond biopicβ but in fact? Things are weirder.
11.12.2025 02:48 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1The movie where Hugh Jackman has dumb hair and sings Neil Diamond songs ISN'T a Neil Diamond biopic. Did we all know this?
11.12.2025 02:46 β π 44 π 5 π¬ 8 π 1I PROMISE you you're not prepared for this song.
10.12.2025 01:41 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0
is A Christmas Story a Christmas movie
05.12.2025 18:42 β π 40 π 2 π¬ 8 π 1is soup a Christmas movie
05.12.2025 16:20 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 7 π 0is Transformers a Christmas movie
05.12.2025 13:21 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 8 π 0Congrats!!
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