zzz 🃏

listen, i dont want to play sides here. i think we should all sign up for capital one cards

rt for a tbh and rate

my millennial tummy is full 🥹

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

nothin gay bout butt stuff

he's a hook machine

Nourished by Time - Idiot In The Park Listen to Idiot In The Park on your streaming service

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im so soy this lego batman game is awesome

Where is bro? Bro’s saga continues

had a sudden flashback of early 2010s MLP-based chatroom Cloudsdale and decided to look through their twitter feed. jumpscared by when they retweeted 12 year old me's post about it

i was listening to ling tosite sigure on my way home from work yesterday and had a flashback to posting "japanese math rock>>>>>western math rock" on facebook when i was 15. wave of shame fell over me

you want to hire me to make music for your game. you do so bad

bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me

it's true.

you my bluesky crush 😳

pawapuro seems to be the only baseball game on the SNES that you can reasonably field the ball in. every other game has no idea what the fuck to do with the camera

this attitude is inherent in the systems of every major american sports league (e.g., trades, draft) and is something you have to contend with as a fan and is also why player unions are so important

i swear there used to be an edit button on here, did they remove it or am i insane

it's difficult not to think of the normalization of sports betting in every facet of our society these days. on a rapidly increasing level people see athletes as assets, a means to an end.

i’m sure i’m late to the party or whatever but i finally found out what the f word is. all this time i’d just assumed it was fart. well, the more you know

what i find most interesting is how much screentime other "sports" get besides baseball and the ones that kobayashi chose. great movie

watched Kobayashi's I Will Buy You last night and have been thinking about it all day. definitely makes its point known as early as possible but i dont believe that's to its detriment.

no matter where this roller coaster called life leads me imma still eat pears out the can

that's not where that goes

do you think he's ever enjoyed a four loko

pregaming buzzballs in the parking lot before an oasis concert and throwing up all over myself during champagne supernova

bluesky bots are so much funnier than twitter bots