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@the5starman.bsky.social

Host of Nerdiest Part of the Ring Lover of Pro Wrestling, Video Games, Magic the Gathering, and Action Figures He/Him

256 Followers  |  353 Following  |  911 Posts  |  Joined: 27.06.2023  |  2.3173

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Supper was laid out for them; leek, carrot, mushroom, and gravy turnovers garnished with beetroot and scallions, spring salad, onion bread, and apples crystallized in honey.

25.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you have any interest in trying out Dune with Nick or Gary?

24.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has moved me, I will start a run to get him this message.

24.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking news: My Tepig evolved into a Pignite last night in Pokemon ZA

24.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so Kojima does all this and you call it a horror masterpiece but AI does it and you can't stop criticizing, I see how it is

24.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

rushing to integrate undercooked, misrepresented, and misunderstood technology into every corner of our lives just so a handful of terrible people could make more money might have been a bad idea

24.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1012    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 4

Listening to the @giantbomb.bsky.social Bombcast. Hearing @jerf.xyz say Skittles and Starburst are 'lowest tier trash candy' and @danryckert.com respond by saying they are the 'most iconic candies ever' really highlights the full spectrum of buffoonery (compliment) I love listening to this crew for.

23.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She knows, he does not care about that at all.

23.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely funny that INFOWARS has agreed not to publish anything without the explicit consent of the US government

23.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3775    πŸ” 865    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 33
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'Phil Spencer Executes Dev for Not Implementing AI?!'

23.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

23.10.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11491    πŸ” 3331    πŸ’¬ 570    πŸ“Œ 601

I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new β€œlocalization” and β€œcustomization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT

23.10.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3546    πŸ” 1101    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 291
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a cartoon drawing of a digital watch with the word digimon on the face ALT: a cartoon drawing of a digital watch with the word digimon on the face

....so does this make them some kind DIGITAL monster?!

23.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The adorable Trick or Treat alien from the short Friday the 31st from Tales of Halloween

The adorable Trick or Treat alien from the short Friday the 31st from Tales of Halloween

When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

23.10.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.

23.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 23386    πŸ” 5162    πŸ’¬ 777    πŸ“Œ 726

Samoa Joe dropping some of that Charles Barkley knowledge

23.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Erika Ishii, dressed as her character in Ghost of Yotei, Atsu, stands at a podium featured in the Dropout show Game Changer.
HEADLINE: Ghost of Yōtei DLC to Have Atsu Compete in Only Game Show Where the Game Changes Every Show

Erika Ishii, dressed as her character in Ghost of Yotei, Atsu, stands at a podium featured in the Dropout show Game Changer. HEADLINE: Ghost of Yōtei DLC to Have Atsu Compete in Only Game Show Where the Game Changes Every Show

In Ghost of Yōtei: GΔ“muchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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22.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1652    πŸ” 409    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

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STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, β€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against β€” being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, β€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against β€” being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

21.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17857    πŸ” 4698    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 321

The dark middle chapter of the Kirby AirRiders DIRECT Trilogy is only 3,600 seconds long

21.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
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Replying to @the5starman TikTok video by Sad Furbytok

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AnyGfN/

20.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ball x Pit has now sold 300,000 copies

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man this guy just sucks

20.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4117    πŸ” 509    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 23

Keep in mind WWE is 100% going to try and turn Cena's last match into a MAGA rally.

17.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, if you're STILL supporting WWE at this point I don't know if this is really gonna move the needle. But every single news story coming out of that place is somehow worse than the last.

17.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Leek'n'onion pasties with button mushrooms, leek'n'carrot bake, or maybe some freshly-baked crusty brown wheat bread? Heat up some of that barley broth with wild onions and dried shrimp we had for dinner last night.

17.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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