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Riley, 26, he/him. Eternally curious and filling my brain with the things I like. PFP by @repoghost.bsky.social!

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Tough loss in fantasy this week but my playoff hopes are not dead YET

02.12.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear to god nobody knows how to drive anymore. I love driving but itโ€™s easily become one of my most loathed tasks recently

02.12.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like a malkavian

02.12.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh and as a sidenote too why would I trust the apology of someone whose engagement of the community doesnโ€™t even feel genuine? Theyโ€™ve already proven to be shallow and their apology felt just as shallow as their other actions

01.12.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(All this to say this is mostly my take on Kael because like idk much about them but their engagement with the community has felt very โ€œclout farmโ€ which is a term I also dislike but idk how else to describe it)

01.12.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It goes to show too like so many โ€œpopufursโ€ (I hate that term) arent even in it for the love of the game. To them furry is an alternative aesthetic movement rather than a diverse community made up of art and culture. They see it as nothing deeper than โ€œI look cool in this fursuitโ€

01.12.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you heard of the tabletop game Mausritter? Itโ€™s like a dnd adventure type game except you play as little mice. Iโ€™ve been playing it with some friends and itโ€™s very cute and charming

01.12.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel this so hard. I always end up listening to the same artists because โ€œif it ainโ€™t broke donโ€™t fix itโ€ but thereโ€™s so much music to discover!!! Iโ€™m just soooo picky.

30.11.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still hurting a bit but I feel MUCH better today. My mom, bless her, helped me work some of the tenseness out of my back. Apparently I was VERY tense

27.11.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No clue how Andrei Vasilevskiy survived his back injury but I will be channeling his powerful energy in these trying times

27.11.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Life really is just one grief inducing event after another huh. On top of it all I threw out my back also ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.11.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also I freaked myself out so bad last night I flared my acid reflux soooooooโ€ฆ

24.11.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find OCD really isolating at times because Iโ€™m like fully aware that my fears are irrational and nobody really understands that me cancelling isnโ€™t me not wanting to hang out. Sometimes I just get so worked up that I know if I donโ€™t cancel Iโ€™ll get too freaked out

24.11.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody wants to be left alone as much as I do I think

24.11.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a succubus/demon girl design with a black, navy and red color scheme and a cross and rose motif. they have long black hair with red highlights, a red and fishnet crop top, a navy skirt with crosses on them and a white petty coat under, a long black coat with a red inside, and miss matched black and red stockings. 
they are an adoptable design selling for $120 usd and include full buy out rights

a succubus/demon girl design with a black, navy and red color scheme and a cross and rose motif. they have long black hair with red highlights, a red and fishnet crop top, a navy skirt with crosses on them and a white petty coat under, a long black coat with a red inside, and miss matched black and red stockings. they are an adoptable design selling for $120 usd and include full buy out rights

๐ŸŒน Rose succubus adopt! ๐ŸŒน

๐ŸŒน Asking $120 for them
๐ŸŒน They come with full buy out rights

โœจ dm if interested!! โœจ

[ #adopt #adoptable #characterdesign #originalcharacter #vtuber ]

23.11.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Btw I am queer and disabled/chronically ill so like. I get it. Iโ€™m very privileged that I can function and have a regular job despite my condition and I donโ€™t take that for granted at all)

23.11.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s tricky because a lot of us are queer and disabled and a lot of regular jobs arenโ€™t accessible so being able to work from home making art is really tempting. But you still have to treat it like a business at the end of the day

23.11.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Random thoughts this morning but I was thinking about how Iโ€™ve commissioned countless artists over the years and I do fully believe most people have no business being freelance artists lmao. So many furries has abysmal business practices and organization

23.11.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet it feels good af to jump on a table as a Bills fan

23.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s always some bullshit with me tbh

23.11.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went into work today like โ€œokay itโ€™s a new week Iโ€™m gonna have a good attitude and not be miserable!โ€ Only for an emergency to happen and I had to call paramedics and file an incident report ๐Ÿ˜ญ fml

23.11.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wayching judge Judy and sheโ€™s going in on this lady for having outdoor cats #slay

21.11.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like watching oilers games because theyโ€™re always talking about McDavid and Draisaitl are madly in love with each other

21.11.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I hear Ilya Bryzagalov in my head saying his famous line โ€œis just a gameโ€ฆwhy you heff to be mad?โ€

21.11.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard agree. I play games to have fun, not pick apart every single aspect about them. That ruins it for me lmao. Anyways I will for sure! Iโ€™m definitely liking it so far

20.11.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah and like while I never played the original so I have no frame of reference, I think itโ€™s unfair to expect a sequel that came out twenty years later to be remotely the same. But iirc people said the same about Baldurโ€™s Gate 3 as well, so Iโ€™m not surprised

20.11.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was hesitant because itโ€™s development cycle was so chaotic and I donโ€™t think ttrpgโ€™s translate the best into single player games (I had this problem with bg3 when I played it) so Iโ€™m just pleasantly surprised I guess

20.11.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 andโ€ฆI donโ€™t hate it? Iโ€™m still pretty early into the game but Iโ€™m enjoying it so far

20.11.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t believe in blanket bans for any drugs because total bans leads to more systemic problems but my god does there need to be better regulation so people can SAFELY use these substances.

18.11.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was sent a video about kratom addiction and it just reminds me about how deeply uncomfortable I am with kratom/kava culture but itโ€™s practically inescapable where I live. Everybody drinks kratom but wonโ€™t admit that it has negative impacts

18.11.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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