Take it all in pussycat
*Gyrates Seductively *
@nefarious-jack.bsky.social
Self made Curmudgeon
Take it all in pussycat
*Gyrates Seductively *
I will not say calm down.
However I will remind you that
I didn't do it.
And I'm out of bail money.
A Alibi is free though.
Awright I doubt getting laid in high school had anything to do with it as I.
Nevermind
Short people
Are we basing this shit on rollercoaster rules now.
You have to be this high to find salvation?
Also someone left out poor grammar will bar you from Heaven.
I got tattoos and brands so I'm already out. Plus that whole Dungeons and Dragons thing so...
Fuckum
So I never played Golden Eye, but heard it's one of those games a generation never forgot.
I was the same way about Sony Jaguars AvP game.
Buttercup! You honor me oh spectacled one.
09.12.2025 06:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You forgot dusty hole
08.12.2025 14:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baby I'm so sorry. See I'm sick haven't slept, and I'm as cranky ass a new born without a titty atm.
Here goes
Those guys are a bunch of fucking tiny dick energy hypocritical cock mongering bootlickers not worthy of a woman time. They need to go outside, touch some grass and grow the fuck up
The future of the Democratic Party must be rooted in investing in the American people β not Wall St., corporations, and consultants.
Otherwise, Trumpism will continue to use cynicism, racism, and distrust to divide America.
So I'm conflicted.
On one hand I cannot verify this.
On the other hand this administration's track record and the previous Drumph administration's track record make me want to believe this fact check unseen.
Lovers by Srabon Arafat
03.12.2025 11:01 β π 35 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0Because that's how you make your business great. Not through a good product, but by pulling strings.
Mind you I have zero clue if he actually makes a good or bad product, but regardless it'll be a overpriced one.
Title
Puttin plays the vaginolin
#Melanomatrump is to blame.
I got no way to back this up but fuck it
I can see tweedle trump in his office covering his ears with his tiny hands screaming SHUT UP SHIT UP SHUT UP at Fake Twitter
04.12.2025 00:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poster for The Marvels. Iman Vellani as Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel standing with a sunset behind them, Brie Larson as Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel flying over them and Teyonah Parris as Monica Rambeau over her in space, white border, except the bottom which is a black bark with Marvel Studios. Title near the top in white.
π½οΈ : 'The Marvels' (2023) #nw #filmsky
03.12.2025 02:26 β π 153 π 9 π¬ 15 π 2@historyonfilm.bsky.social I swear on a stack of X Files I would have burned a hour of pto to finish listening to this.
Will start it over with a good meal.
We need to spread #MelanomaTrump around.
04.12.2025 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm. How it all began.
03.12.2025 02:51 β π 6516 π 773 π¬ 95 π 37Ha!
I guess I'm a strong empowered woman than.
Unlike Melanoma Drumph
Yes I replied just to say the Melanoma part, because fuck if I'm learning that has name.
HUZZAH
02.12.2025 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A storm has already brought over eight inches of snowfall to parts of Illinois, including Chicago.
30.11.2025 17:40 β π 2370 π 455 π¬ 112 π 35The thing, the trick that most folk will fall for is...
He's on my side, I'm good.
The reality is he's on your side till your usefulness is used up.
A common trap.
This is not news. Anyone in his general orbit will face this kind of shit or betrayal when he no longer needs them
01.12.2025 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Falcon 1 (7783)
01.12.2025 18:13 β π 259 π 29 π¬ 5 π 3"A cartoon, titled "Quiet Piggy" by Steve Nease, depicts a Canadian beaver character applying duct tape over the mouth of a man identified as U.S. Ambassador Hoekstra. The beaver is holding a roll of tape and saying "Quiet Piggy," while the ambassador is holding a paper labeled "Anti-Canada Rhetoric". The cartoon is a political commentary on U.S. Ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra, and his undiplomatic comments regarding Canada."
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