MalachiDragon

For once I decided to be a good coworker and held a smol movie night friens from work. Assuming they all enjoyed it since none of them left early.

"Fuck inflation" agreed but some people might get the wrong idea and will be "interested."

Ah, I see now. Thanks.

I feel dumb for asking this, but how is this supposed to help you both hover and move in 6 degrees of freedom? It looks like a latex kink suit.

You may have gotten me with the Boo, but now I need to get you with a Boop!

is your child texting about KOBOLDS?

brb = bring rocks babe
idk = in dragons keep
yolo = yipping out loud often
lol = loving our lair
stfu = shiny things, forget u
dtf = digging tunnels fast
hmu = hoarding magical urns
btw = big tail wiggle
imo = interesting moss odour
tbh = tiny but hungry

fuck gen-AI

Words cannot even begin to describe how much I want to boop the cutie's snoot. :3

Me wearing black and pink striped thigh-high socks.

Sockies!

A dildo's cumtube had been put in a soda, allowing the soda to be drank through the dildo.

Work was a bitch today. Needed a stiff drink to take the edge off.

Same...

Meant to post this sooner but I forgor. Got a new ref (2nd pic) from @nelyarart.bsky.social and I really like it. Here it is next to my first ref sheet (1st pic) and while the first was good, I wanted to change a few things since I was indecisive the first time.

Pawbs :3

Should have posted this earlier, but if you plan on commissioning an artist, do not commission @/puppypaints.bsky.social They will change their TOS after you have paid them to screw you over. Tried co cancel a commission cause they hadn't gotten back to me for 3 months and then pulled this stunt.

Who at the bank trusted me with a debit card?

Currently in the process of getting an updated ref sheet. Here is the old one. Artist did a great job, I am just indecisive. (yes I am planning to make the snout longer)

What the Telephone doin?

4/14/2014 - 3/9/2025. I'll miss you Duchess. You were a very good girl.

I felt that...

The @canadiandragon.onlydergs.com Dragons's Brew AdvancedGG mix flavor came in along with the matching mouse pad. Unfortunately I'm a bit dumb and the mouse pad is too big for my desk. Still looks cool tho.

What kind of yoga pose is that?

Got to work today and the manager was rearranging the restaurant. He told me to throw this poster away, but I asked him if I could keep it. He said, "as long as I don't gotta see it again."

No, you would become double gay.

What happens if you write in someone's name and they are already gay?

On my face please :3

dragons~

Con time again so I need to reshare my work

They look so shape and I love it

It's not a fluffy kobold?