sillymoder

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

my type apparently

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WORKING ON IT

made gluten&dairy free french toast for my loving transgendered wife today don't ever say I'm not romantic 😤😤😤

that woke friend whos too one

tabby cat smoking a cigarette

third ten hour shift of the week

hey can you come over and hold me and be really gentle with me and let your love wash over me until i feel okay thanks

this but I'm the cat

ty caps for keeping me from drifting closer to true insanity 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

hi clamtine 🍊

wife: sweet, it's perfect now

me: nice 😎

wife: that was sarcasm it's actually terrible

me: oh ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

thank you :3

wife: fuck fuck fuck my SolidWorks project won't render correctly fuck it's 1am god dammit

me: do u think it's cute when I walk with my heels up like a kitty? /ᐠ - ˕ -マ

Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him

Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich

blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

FUCK

easily one of the most common compliments I get is "oh my god your shoulders are so nice!!" LET THOSE SHOULDERS FLY FREE

black cat sitting in a doorway, looking toward the camera

mrrrrreooooooowwww

Does lead-era cum or micro-plastic-era cum taste better?

I will love you no matter how well your dick works 😤😤😤😤

Trans woman are the teen pregnancies of our generation

Sucking cock like the post-modern lesbian I am

that's when you need a bigger finger

Why are the progesterone pills so small, I can hardly feel them going in

They should make men who smell like woman

a cat under a lamp

mrooww

electric mouse pokemon dedenne being punched in the face

does this to u

a bed with tucked in sheets and the puff of a cat's tail sticking out from under the blankets

there is a cat somewhere here

can't even joke about it, it's just really fucked up that so many of you are gonna have to go through (at least) another four years of that ://