The Awkward Otter

His dog got found btw, I can now go back to disliking him as per usual

"Imagine, if you will, a man who is so desperate for the feeling of a woman that he invents a pocket pussy... But what happens when it gains sentience?

Such an ethical dilemma is up next, on...

...The Fleshlight Zone"

*sigh* sometimes I hate having a conscience

a man in a hooded jacket says " now we 're even " ALT: a man in a hooded jacket says " now we 're even "

When the local asshole loses his dog but you still share his missing dog post

look at this photograph.
every time i do it makes me laugh.

Elon Musk: *is a cunt*

Mark Zuckerberg: "Hold my beer"

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Saw Nosferatu... Definitely sags in parts pacing wise but overall very good. Bill Skarsgard kills it as Count Orloc.

Although is it me or does his version look like Mr Bobinski from Coraline?

Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount! Such Behavior Insults Both The Crown And Your Name, Report Noble Sources

Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount!
theonion.com/breaking-you...

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POV: The Sonic 3 writers deciding that Robotnik should straight up murder his grandad out of nowhere

Read this in shadow's voice too

Temu Warehouse Burns To The Ground Costing Tens Of Euros In Damage

Why is Paddington in Peru a better Uncharted film then the actual Uncharted film

Happy New Years followers!

Hopefully I've been able to make you laugh and have a good time. Lucky to meet some great people on here, and even some people who while I don't agree with everything they say, I still have a massive amount of respect for. Y'all are legends.

Roll on 2025 suckahs 😎

😂😂😂😂😂

I do 🥺

Rule of Rose

I offered my 19 son a beer. He declined and went for a 🏃‍♂️ at 11:25pm.

This calls for a paternity test.

A group of adults, some with small children, riding in bumper cars at a funfair

Of course we had EVs when I was a kid

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Understandable tbh

If you're looking for a sexy athlete, I've just pulled a muscle in my shoulder shaving my back.

Million dollar idea:

A nightlight that gently tazes your children if they get out of bed before 7am

Why fall in love when you can fall into a shark tank wearing a chum suit?

Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors “The government has no business denying people medicine. That’s the healthcare companies’ job.” -Hugh Machis, Acquisitions Novice

Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors
theonion.com/britain-bans...

Martin Pooper King, Jr

CANWEPRETENDTHATAIRPLANESINTHRNOITHTSKOY

Let's not ask for miracles