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I add songs, I audit the list like, once a year, I will probably always keep the first four on this list. (It’s currently filtered to show the most recent additions). You cannot replicate this. I am convinced of it.

I don’t know how to tell this to Spotify, but no ai playlist is gonna beat “The Rotation,” a nonsensical curation of songs that have made my head go “brr” since I first signed up for this app:

Absolutely devastated to announce that juice boxes have paper straws now. Fascism has, unfortunately, won.

But noooooo we just HAD to be easy to exploit 🙄

I really wish that we didn’t live in a panopticon surveillance state because I need Google maps to have a “what’s the parking situation?” Option where they go into all the parking lots of places so I can see what I’m getting into

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Do I look like shit? Well I feel like shit. I’m ready to chew an eggshell over here.

My whole thing with life is that it takes as long as it takes, but it takes as long as it takes, you know? Like, things will take as long as they need to take. No more. No less. Just…as long as it takes.

happy to report that my Harry Potter trivia is getting worse by the minute. can’t wait to use this brain space for something else. who is fumbosmore

And for my first act as Ruler of the World: no more fucking sound ads ruining my good time. Matter of fact, limited amount of ads you’re allowed to see per day. Go fuck yourselves

Just installed a tempered glass screen protector on my phone with no bubbles and no dust mites stuck underneath. In case you bitches thought you could ever.

Notice how these kinds of assessments also tend to get slapped onto non-men 🧐

“This lady was going off in the Starbucks” she was probably being assertive and making sure her drink was to her liking. She was probably rude at worst.

“My boss yelled at me” their boss most likely took them into their office and had a tough conversation with them.

Not to use the word “empath” or whatever but as someone who takes on other people’s feelings and winds up doing more emotional labour than I really need to…people rarely go .5 on the Richter scale.

Something that I’m consciously trying to remember now is that when someone says that someone else “freaked out” or “yelled at” or “went off” on somebody, it usually just means that person had some stern words.

I’ll never understand people who are averse to washing behind their ears. Do they not know the glory of the feeling of rinsing The Crease™ ?

sorry i didn’t respond, i was deep in the throes of my little tasks

I hate white people. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate th—

“Young and fine and dark and handsome/the boy from South Detroit keep bossing/and I can’t keep my panties from dropping” sung to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema” was a cultural moment that we let SZA get away with way too quickly

Olivia Lux’s diva is so fuckin real, dawg. #dragrace

I need. The peasant skirt trend. To die.

Hiro Isono

Hiro Isono

COME. HOME. DINGUS.

Why does listening to The Beaches make me want to be unbearably sexy

Possibly one of the best text convos I’ve ever had

yes white people. more of this.

The cover for seasons 1 and 2 of the CGI cartoon Reboot showing the main characters against a circuit board background with the title centered

You can't tell me this shit isn't exactly what is going on inside computers

I have to put ointment and baby powder under my own t*ts every day why on earth would one expect me to have children. My breast is a diaper, you want me to bring someone else into this?

I had a headcanon that they would never reboot this one because it seemed like they were working around it. I mean, they came up with Maleficent’s backstory before they decided to tackle Snow White. And she got one of the ugliest princes too?? What was the reason??