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Black and white photo of a waitress holding a hot dog in the 1940s. She's pointing at a sign that says:
SORRY!
NO HAMBURGER TODAY
Tuesday, You Know !

Black and white photo of a waitress holding a hot dog in the 1940s. She's pointing at a sign that says: SORRY! NO HAMBURGER TODAY Tuesday, You Know !

SORRY!
NO HAMBURGER
TODAY
Tuesday, You Know !
🌭

05.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8

Nothing like accidentally opening your front camera to remind you humility exists

05.08.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Art by β€’ Bob Eggleton

04.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Postcard of the strip, including the legendary Golden Crumbs Casino

Postcard of the strip, including the legendary Golden Crumbs Casino

CASINO KID
SOFEL 1989
NES

04.12.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Being an adult is 90% opening the fridge and sighing

05.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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The NATURAL VIBES routine just makes me happy every time
#DRAGONGATE 🀼

05.08.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

BRONTOSAURUS: roar

STEGOSAURUS: roar

TYRANNOSAURUS: roar

THESAURUS: bellow

05.08.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 736    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

β€œWe must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

04.08.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1009    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 40
A picture of my longhair brown and white cat sitting on my couch looking very pretty with her feet put together

A picture of my longhair brown and white cat sitting on my couch looking very pretty with her feet put together

Nobody sits better than Violet

04.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
05.08.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a Decepticon who turns into a vape

04.08.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

I've fallen and i would really prefer not to get up

12.04.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
meme of a cat in a tuxedo, seated by a window reading the newspaper and drinking a beverage with the text, "i should buy a cow" and part of the stardew valley HUD showing the date and time

meme of a cat in a tuxedo, seated by a window reading the newspaper and drinking a beverage with the text, "i should buy a cow" and part of the stardew valley HUD showing the date and time

05.08.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm doing my part.

04.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Just finished 28 Years Later and that shit was pretty cool. I would probably live in a bone temple too if I could.

05.08.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
04.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture from news headline: "Man legally married AI hologram in Japan shocking world." The man's face is replaced with Dr Krieger from Archer

Picture from news headline: "Man legally married AI hologram in Japan shocking world." The man's face is replaced with Dr Krieger from Archer

04.08.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension
(I don't get it)

Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension (I don't get it)

04.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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thefallofthey. gouache painting on paper mounted on birch panel, 8x10 inches, 2018

01.08.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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passionascensionpassionascension. graphite and gouache on paper, 8x10 inches

27.02.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
A picture of my longhair brown and white cat sitting on my couch looking very pretty with her feet put together

A picture of my longhair brown and white cat sitting on my couch looking very pretty with her feet put together

Nobody sits better than Violet

04.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Two stills of a masked pro wrestler cutting a promo. Text reads "I was abanonded by my parents when I was a child. I was raised by horses. I was abandoned by the horses too. Then a pro wrestler took me in."

Two stills of a masked pro wrestler cutting a promo. Text reads "I was abanonded by my parents when I was a child. I was raised by horses. I was abandoned by the horses too. Then a pro wrestler took me in."

πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

16.02.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 742    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9
Still from the movie There Will Be Blood showing Daniel looking distressed. Text reads "I've abandoned my child!"

Still from the movie There Will Be Blood showing Daniel looking distressed. Text reads "I've abandoned my child!"

thinking about my cat after I go to work

19.11.2024 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
Gandalf from the Lord of the Rings movie with his staff

Gandalf from the Lord of the Rings movie with his staff

me when I see a door that says "Staff Only"

04.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't know maybe in one of the Michael Bay ones

04.08.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

they probably wouldn't let an Autobot do that

04.08.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a Decepticon who turns into a vape

04.08.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

I hate how much reality keeps making me use this image

04.08.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
04.08.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

They call it the penultimate episode but there is no stationary in it at all

04.08.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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