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digital painting

digital painting

17.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah "after"

17.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Women don't like the vehicle

16.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9

There's a bit in Taskmaster where right before a particularly challenging task Bridget Christie says to herself, "Just imagine, if you don't do this, someone will take my cats." And I have found this to be a particularly effective, if also very heartbreaking, form of self motivation

16.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait fucking Reese from Malcolm in the Middle and Sting? How was I not aware of this

16.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Winnie the Pooh looking smug & elitist in a tuxedo

Winnie the Pooh looking smug & elitist in a tuxedo

17.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evil Uno wherever you lead I'm prepared to follow

17.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly perfect counterpoint to cowboys stoicism

17.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mac with the double quizzical head tilt

17.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of godzilla with his teeth bared

A picture of godzilla with his teeth bared

Gen Z stare

16.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
Pam from the television show Archer smoking a joint with her hair in cornrows and a big weed leaf on her shirt

Pam from the television show Archer smoking a joint with her hair in cornrows and a big weed leaf on her shirt

16.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah "after"

17.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guys this one time the doctor was weighing me for an appointment and she wrote down my weight and then i was like watch this and i made myself denser somehow and the weight went up 3 pounds and she was like how did you do that and i was like idk and then we never talked about it

17.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If ever an animal was meant to say "It's a living"

05.08.2023 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

rise and shine!!!

23.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13095    πŸ” 4016    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 136

Present day horror reboot of Supermarket Sweep where they go around the store screaming at the prices

17.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3
Theseus and the Minotaur, a dense oil pastel drawing in warm colours based on an ancient mosaic

Theseus and the Minotaur, a dense oil pastel drawing in warm colours based on an ancient mosaic

Alive toy monkey, lively drawing in pastels, vivid greens and browns

Alive toy monkey, lively drawing in pastels, vivid greens and browns

Henry viii in very bright oil pastel colours looking well stupid

Henry viii in very bright oil pastel colours looking well stupid

A squiggly squishy skull on grey paper, with mauves, in oil pastels

A squiggly squishy skull on grey paper, with mauves, in oil pastels

I won’t add anything new just now as I’m tired and deflated, but I have lots of nice pictures for sale some of which attract gazes. Plz share if you’re kind and special

www.chloecumming.com

17.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A news anchor on set with a graphic that says "marijuana alert" on it

A news anchor on set with a graphic that says "marijuana alert" on it

17.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

During debates instead of standing at podiums I think all the candidates should lay in a giant bed together preferably with little sleeping caps and dressing gowns on

17.10.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
David Duchovny on the television show Dr Katz Professional Therapist

David Duchovny on the television show Dr Katz Professional Therapist

No thoughts just squigglevision Fox Mulder

17.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing lisa writing in her diary with text that reads "What will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity"

Still from the television show the Simpsons showing lisa writing in her diary with text that reads "What will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity"

whenever I have trouble coming up with a post

17.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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GNARLY ASS LARIAT FROM THE ALPHA!!!

#njkopw πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

17.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Julie Adams being bandaged by a nurse on the set of CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON (1954) while concerned colleagues look on

Adams was BOTD in 1926

17.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
on a quiet and idealistic day, blue sky is cast over lush green grass, a lone flag flutters in the breeze, reflected in the still water nearby. The clubhouse of the golf course springs up in the distance // Dynamic Country Club for Mega CD, photography on CRT TV

on a quiet and idealistic day, blue sky is cast over lush green grass, a lone flag flutters in the breeze, reflected in the still water nearby. The clubhouse of the golf course springs up in the distance // Dynamic Country Club for Mega CD, photography on CRT TV

#crt #photography #retrogaming

17.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Konosuke Takeshita - γ‚Ώγ‚±γ‚·γ‚Ώγ‚Ήγƒšγ‚·γƒ£γƒ«1号 (Takeshita Special #1) | German suplex to rolling European Clutch

#njkopw πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

17.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.

big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.

5pm normal time.

17.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 919    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 11
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Konosuke Takeshita - TAKESHITA LINE

#njkopw πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

17.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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welcome to my list little lamb

17.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'KINELLLLLL

Konosuke Takeshita:
η”²οΌšδΊΊγ§γͺしドラむバー | Hitodenashi (inhuman) Driver
δΉ™οΌšWheelbarrow German Suplex

Zack Sabre Jr. - アック・ドラむバー (Zack Driver) | Michinoku Driver II

#njkopw πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

17.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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