Gef the Toking Mongoose

Upcoming independent dates.

*airplane makes really loud noise*
*pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that

i'm fuckin crine when did chucky need readers lmao

The "my glasses" meme showing a scene from Scooby Doo showing Velma searing around on the ground for her glasses which are to the side of her. I bag of weed has been added to the floor behind her and text at the top reads "My weed! I can't relax without my weed!"

Chucky from the child's play horror movie franchise looking at a laptop with lil glasses on

Logging on

Still from the television show Twin Peaks showing Agent Dale Cooper and the Sherrif sitting before a table covered in donuts

this would fix me

you ever get home and then it's time to smoke weed

YouTube video by MIKAVEVO MIKA - Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) (Official Music Video)

The jam

See you space mongoose

hungry but too exhausted from work to cook and spending money for take out stresses me out so I'll probably just dissolve into stardust and fade into the cosmos

Don't knock the goggles till you've tried them

They're my receptors and I'll permanently damage them if I want

Oh yeah very much with music too favorite band is an impossible task, I need subcategories lol

It's called dopa-mine not dopa-ours

You have just seen a motion picture whose theme dares to be startlingly different. May we ask that you do not divulge the unusual climax of this story. Thank you. this is the closing credit for the fantabulously awful movie the bad seed

this but for my posts

Scientific outpost in a biodome on mars

"A Red Star Rises," 50x60cm (20x24") acrylics on handmade black standard canvas, 900$

Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Kirk's boss at the cracker factory saying "I don't recall saying good luck."

He got me

Fuck

This is the most targeted I've ever felt by a thread

I was born a Redpop man, and I'll die a Redpop man.

A painting of a person sitting in a corner peeling his own face off

Already getting campaign texts for the November elections

"Gef who is your favorite pro wrestler"

Woah woah woah let's just slow the fuck down

I watch so much media that if you ask me what like my favorite movie or TV show is my brain kind of short circuits a little trying to parse the question

Still from the movie pulp fiction showing Jules and Vincent holding coffee cups. Text reads "this is some serious gourmet shit."

No explanation needed it's pretty high up there for me too but yeah makes your fucking teeth vibrate lol

Just gotta cut carbs for a week or two