HermanMoore84

So, I guess we need to decide: Will we call him Sleepy Pedo? Or Pedo Cheeto? Decisions, decisions. 🤔🤔🤔

Word. 🤟

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Just another lazy Sunday in this paradise called Trump's America.

Truth.

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It's pretty funny that Trump desperately squashed Bezos listing the tariff ad-on cost, while our friends at classicfootballshirts.uk have no problem letting it's American customers know that they are getting screwed. 🤣🤣☠️

He's like a precious little sleeping angel! An angel of pestilence and destruction.

Is Trump in fact Kate Hudson in a fat suit? Does this explain the bronzer- it's just more makeup to support the costume?

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Harsh. But also, ACCURATE. 🤔🤣🇨🇦

It is a sad day for the legal industry. Paul Weiss, didn't just bend a knee, it set a new standard for shameful capitulation. This is a stain on the firm, every one of its partners, and the entire legal profession.

So funny - I just finished a first-time playthrough yesterday. The game will crash a lot, so make sure you dave often! 👍

Hey, fingers crossed the Danes tell America to go fuck itself?

#cheetonomics

Wow, it sure is a weird feeling to read this crazy shit and reflexively think "Man, I really hope Canada kicks our fucking asses." Has anyone set up a GoFundMe so we can send donations to Canada's economic war effort? 🤔🤣🇨🇦🤟

Word. ☠️☠️☠️

It's pretty great that Canadians want to literally kick the Trumps' asses. It would be quite funny if this guy accidentally beat DT Jr to death. 🇨🇦🥊☠️🤣

Man...it really does feel like the end of the world.

Funny but also very not funny. #maganation #weallgonnadie

Removing information regarding intimate partner violence is pretty on-brand for the "You bitches better get back in the kitchen if you know what's good for you" Trump crowd.

We'll be making egg jokes for the next four years but, eh, you and I both know their votes weren't really about the price of eggs. Or milk. Or gas.

@penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social I was really enjoying this Pulitzer Prize winning book, right until I hit p. 584, when the book reset to p. 1, eliminating all of Part 6 and just repeating the first 200+ pages.

Do better with your printing, Random House! 😵😵😵

Easy - when you realized the story had no endpoint and the show had nothing to say other than "zombie bad, human REALLY bad." [pick a season]

I'm torn on this Hegseth thing - the sane half of me recognizes there's nowhere in the multiverse where this clown should be made SecDef. BUT! The other half of me is legit curious how much chaos, fuckery, and mayhem he would cause.

I mean, burn it all down, right? This is what the voters wanted?

The Zuck/Meta doesn't feel to me like a capitulation - he's always been an incel and a little bitch. I mean, just look at him. How much is he getting laid without the billions? ZERO.

Watching the game last night, my Aggie wife was blinded by her hatred of UT, whereas I was clear-eyed about the fact that Ohio State is fucking awful and deserves all the hate it gets. OSU is the only B1G school legit loathed by every other B1G school.

And now I have to root for ND. 🤢🤢🤢