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Wait. Are there still Winchell's Donut's somewhere in America? They disappeared around here in the 80s.

17.01.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speed Racer was my first anime. And I can't pass up posting a gif from one of the greatest movies ever made.

14.01.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the great things about bringing in someone who was not a Transformers fan (even too old for it to have been a thing when they were a kid) is Ruckley got to look dispassionately down at the whole thing and do things like going "Well clearly Windcharger is the most dangerous one."

12.01.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Venn diagram of musicals, pro wrestling, and porn. porn and wrestling overlap with kayfabe, wrestling and musicals overlap with live audience, musicals and porn overlap with nearly all performers are queer. all three overlap with; over-exaggerated acting, ridiculous costumes, and the "good stuff" the audience wants to see (fights, fucking, musical numbers) is strung together by an unrealistic and barely coherent plot

Venn diagram of musicals, pro wrestling, and porn. porn and wrestling overlap with kayfabe, wrestling and musicals overlap with live audience, musicals and porn overlap with nearly all performers are queer. all three overlap with; over-exaggerated acting, ridiculous costumes, and the "good stuff" the audience wants to see (fights, fucking, musical numbers) is strung together by an unrealistic and barely coherent plot

how are musicals, pro wrestling, and porn similar? glad you asked

20.12.2024 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12

Pictures you can hear

10.12.2024 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

I shoved a massive…wait we don’t make these jokes on Bluesky.

10.12.2024 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three skeets:

Skeet #1 from Spice8Rack: "The fact that they haven't caught the CEO assasin yet has fundamentally shaken my assumptions about the impenetrability of the borgious surveillance state."
Skeet #2 from Makswel: "Can you explain this in mtg terms? I recently got a concussion and big word no work."
Skeet #3 from Sheep puppet: "The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.:

Three skeets: Skeet #1 from Spice8Rack: "The fact that they haven't caught the CEO assasin yet has fundamentally shaken my assumptions about the impenetrability of the borgious surveillance state." Skeet #2 from Makswel: "Can you explain this in mtg terms? I recently got a concussion and big word no work." Skeet #3 from Sheep puppet: "The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.:

This website rules

07.12.2024 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5021    πŸ” 1335    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 31
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The KFC in downtown St. Louis has one of those. It used to be a Tim Hortons before all their local locations closed. Not sure what it was before that. The upper levels are a parking garage though.

01.12.2024 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda liked it better when it was a strip mall containing a tattoo parlor, strip club, and adult boutique store. But it does make the drive through Missouri more fun now. Before the billboards were all puritanical β€œPORN KILLS” and Bible verses, now it’s all β€œGET YOUR FUDGE PACKED IN URANUS”

01.12.2024 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You didn’t go far enough into Missouri but Uranus, MO has been around for a while. Interesting that they are expanding. www.thearmorylife.com/forum/thread...

01.12.2024 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to pet the kitty catcus. Surely belly rubs are not trap.

01.12.2024 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That might have fair odds in Vegas.

16.11.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone from Missouri, I endorse it. (I think the OP forgot the Jar Jar is the mastermind Sith Lord theory though.)

28.09.2023 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How many cheap ass lightning cables have people gone through. It's not like that included lightning cable will last most people for the life of their device anyway. They want to reduce e-waste, make a more durable fucking cable.

13.09.2023 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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