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@slanderpanic.bsky.social

Nerd of all trades, roller derby announcer, cannabis enthusiast, cat dad. I'm generally pretty awesome.

86 Followers  |  76 Following  |  159 Posts  |  Joined: 09.10.2023  |  2.0042

Latest posts by slanderpanic.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

11.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4057    πŸ” 1217    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 61
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when the star trek online

27.09.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I didn't actually bombard him with Cousin Dale questions, but @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social was super warm and welcoming. I also got to show him the Shaw "No" Discord react.

27.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About to go ask @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social a million questions about The Riches at South Alabama Comic Con.

27.09.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Of course I struggle. I also don't fucking quit. Says Skeletor looking spicy about something.

Of course I struggle. I also don't fucking quit. Says Skeletor looking spicy about something.

21.09.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If you don't go home smelling like at least six other people's sweat, did you even go to #rollerderby?

#derbysky

21.09.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and laughing . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and laughing .

What’s a pirate’s favorite computer programming language?

You’d think it’s R, but no, their first love will always be the C.

Happy talk like a pirate day!

19.09.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Scientists confirm discovery of a new otter species New scientific discovery: DNA reveals that the neotropical otter is not one, but two distinct species in Latin America.

New Otter just dropped.

www.earth.com/news/scienti...

19.09.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 19

I told a guy that Charlie would still be alive today if Kamala Harris were president and he went fckin insane. I highly recommend trying it.

15.09.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

MS Office autocorrecting common misspellings of "can" is very helpful *except* when you're dealing with Certified Nursing Assistants.

12.09.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a β€œscumbag.”

10.09.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17734    πŸ” 4325    πŸ’¬ 283    πŸ“Œ 102

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

10.09.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6927    πŸ” 1523    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 25

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:

1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society

2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

10.09.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10327    πŸ” 2164    πŸ’¬ 298    πŸ“Œ 96

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

10.09.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12106    πŸ” 2690    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 17
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Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. πŸ₯Ή

05.09.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7575    πŸ” 2730    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 259

How the hell do I stop Youtube from recommending me rehosted movie trailers from leech sites? Fuck those guys.

08.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was a powerful message me to learn as a little kid.

Just one of countless reasons I feel #StarTrek is the most important television show of all time.

08.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so fun sharing a birthday with #StarTrek! #StarTrekDay #LLAP

08.09.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Ensign Mariner from Lower Decks

Ensign Mariner from Lower Decks

Kira Nerys

Kira Nerys

Ishka from DS9

Ishka from DS9

Guinan from TNG

Guinan from TNG

Happy Star Trek Day! Here is some old art I did from a 2023 Trektober series focusing on the women of Star Trek

08.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 913    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

"Omegaverse" is a rather unfortunate choice of terms, as I'm sure many well-meaning Trekkers are finding out this week.
This kitbashed Franken-prise does look hella cool, but they have progmatter in that era; it shouldn't look like it's falling apart.

05.09.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Regular reminder that "pro-natalism" is a post-hoc rationalization for programs intended to force women and LGBTQ people out of public life, to retrench gender and racial hierarchies, and to promote eugenics.

03.09.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh, wow. I'm doing the Klingon Civil War ark in #StarTrekOnline and didn't realize that was @samwitwer.bsky.social taking over as Tenavik!

02.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you've got AppleTV+, you owe it to yourselves.

27.08.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1 - Deanna: What's wrong, Beverly?
Panel 2 - Bev: Captain Jellijerk cancelled Taco Tuesday.
Panel 3 - Bev: 
Panel 4 - Bev: Hi, I'm Beverly.

Panel 1 - Deanna: What's wrong, Beverly? Panel 2 - Bev: Captain Jellijerk cancelled Taco Tuesday. Panel 3 - Bev: Panel 4 - Bev: Hi, I'm Beverly.

It's been a while since we paid a call on #StarTrek #BlazinBev...

26.08.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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ONLINE ID CHECKS WILL RUIN THE INTERNET

You can use this @fightforthefuture.org tool to easily tell your state legislators to oppose mandatory ID check laws. www.stoponlineidchecks.org

02.04.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 770    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

02.04.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 38723    πŸ” 15320    πŸ’¬ 364    πŸ“Œ 318

And I bet they get paid. Imagine getting paid to go to a beautiful city and watch these brave, beautiful people crashing harmlessly all day.

24.08.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These #RedBull soapbox races seem like an announcer's dream gig: Minimal homework, maximum entertainment. I would rock that mic *so* hard.

24.08.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists no Longer Find Twitter Professionally Useful, and have Switched to Bluesky Synopsis. Social media has become widely used by the scientific community for a variety of professional uses, including networking and public outreach. For

Scientists are going places

800+ scientist study says that Bluesky is the network to use instead of Twitter/ X

academic.oup.com/icb/advance-...

20.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A proposed "virtually real replica" of the Enterprise-D from Playmates Toys which would have included an LCARS-styled control pad for model 'flight,' along with accessory ship replicas with "magnetic tractor beam action" and a DS9 docking arm.

A proposed "virtually real replica" of the Enterprise-D from Playmates Toys which would have included an LCARS-styled control pad for model 'flight,' along with accessory ship replicas with "magnetic tractor beam action" and a DS9 docking arm.

A proposed "virtually real replica" of the Enterprise-D from Playmates Toys which would have included an LCARS-styled control pad for model 'flight,' along with accessory ship replicas with "magnetic tractor beam action" and a DS9 docking arm.

A proposed "virtually real replica" of the Enterprise-D from Playmates Toys which would have included an LCARS-styled control pad for model 'flight,' along with accessory ship replicas with "magnetic tractor beam action" and a DS9 docking arm.

A proposed "virtually real replica" of the Enterprise-D from Playmates Toys which would have included an LCARS-styled control pad for model 'flight,' along with accessory ship replicas with "magnetic tractor beam action" and a DS9 docking arm.

A proposed "virtually real replica" of the Enterprise-D from Playmates Toys which would have included an LCARS-styled control pad for model 'flight,' along with accessory ship replicas with "magnetic tractor beam action" and a DS9 docking arm.

A proposed "virtually real replica" of the Enterprise-D from Playmates Toys which would have included an LCARS-styled control pad for model 'flight,' along with accessory ship replicas with "magnetic tractor beam action" and a DS9 docking arm.

(1994, never released)

#StarTrek

20.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

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