Ryan Cates

Heading to AMC Citywalk to watch in IMAX this afternoon. Can’t wait!

National Guard soldiers stay at inexpensive hotels which offer federal GSA per diem rates.

Typically budget hotels operated by Marriott, IHG, Hilton, and Choice (so think Hampton Inn, SpringHill, Staybridge, etc).

Usually they stay close to major freeway on ramps. They're very easy to spot.

Bless her heart.

She has the same energy as the phlebotomist telling you it won’t hurt right before they jab the needle in.

Article says PBS so we know it wasn’t that.

Spotify could sense that hole in your life and was there to fill it.

Fixed it….
“Our Supreme Leader issued his statement and the people listened and obeyed. That is the truth.”

Who is believing this?

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

If Jeff Bezos can send Katy Perry into space, he can pay a wealth tax so every American has debt-free healthcare.

We haven’t forgotten.

It’s remarkable that they still think we are buying all this age nonsense.

So what does it call what he does?

Now THAT is how you do a filibuster, Senator. Respect.

He looks like an out of control Macy’s balloon.

Photo of Karoline Leavitt

KKKaroline at the next press conference.

And there are people that actually believe this.

Wait. Isn’t he the president of the United States?

@stephennelson.bsky.social After pitching as well as he did, did Saiki put himself on some MLB radars?

I can guarantee that, based on what we’ve seen Teddy like on Twitter, this is not close to the coolest thing he’s seen.

Googling how to change my party affiliation to independent.

As a Californian, all I can say to that is, “Huh?!?”

Can someone push back on Sorority Spokesperson Barbie about what Captain SprayTan is actually doing? Because hosting a Tesla segment on QVC isn’t it.

When is a reporter going to have the balls to ask him why he insists on talking about these fantastical ideas when there are actual real problems in this country?

There is no way he “bought” that.

We need a bingo card of bingo cards.

This has very strong “my daddy said so and he’s smart” vibes.

And no one knows his about secret special-forces past.

Starring Jason Statham.