GonzoEnthusiast

You're thinking about this all wrong! Imagine being able to game while actively keeping your status "green" by moving the joystick. . .

I'm strongly rejecting the narrative that Drake=Blue Jays!

Some other artists you could associate with the Canadian team as we boo the Dodgers:
•Ian Tyson
•Avril Lavigne
•Raffi
•Celine Dion
•Rush
•Nickelback (if you're freaky like that)

Beck for Kwan? 👀

[Exit King.]

alas, poor Batrick

To be fair, that is "mötley crüe" and should always be pronounced as such.

Which team though 😬

The Trevor Story/Ryan McMahon matchup we've been waiting for

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Fire some people...
Like who?
Oh, you know, maybe

Casual Mariners Fans:

We swept the Astros and now we get the terrible Rockies? This rules!

Real Mariners Fans:

We swept the Astros and now… the Rockies?!? Oh no no no…

Heh heh heh

#Rockies Hunter Goodman is the NL Player of the Week for Sept. 1-7.

The franchise record holder for most homers by a catcher batted .476 (10-for-21) with three home runs, 10 RBI and a 1.500 across five games.

Drew Goodman just now: “This is a pitcher’s haven, PNC Park.”

Antonio Senzatela: “Hold my beer!”

(The Pirates have six doubles in this game.)

Godsdamnit I don’t want any more dummies on here

Don’t look now, but the Rockies have the tying run aboard with no outs in the sixth inning.

They have knocked Paul Skenes out of the game.

(Cannot believe I am typing that.)

TOVY

ABS. NOW.

Likely robbed of his chance by some horrible called strikes in the 8th

Add a single to that tally....

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Gonna have to be Charlie

It’s a slow day with the All-Star Break, so let’s do another giveaway!

Like, repost, and comment your favorite #Rockies All-Star for a chance to win an Elías Díaz All-Star Game jersey.

Winner will be selected on Sunday evening.

Why would I ever want to read something that someone didn't even want to write?

Everywhere these evil towers.

Congrats to Charlie and Jared but I wish they would have waited until after I attended this Wednesday's game against the Dust Devils! Guess I'll have to wait until Coors Field to see these guys hitting dingers. . .

Look, obviously the Giants are the better team. But the Rockies should have swept this series. Two out of character bullpen collapses in the first two games

Rockies with their first walk off of the season, after dropping two that they should've won against the Giants. Boy did we need that!

It has not been fun to watch the Rockies this year but these last two games against the Giants have just been so painful.