🍊

I haven’t watched The Handmaid’s Tale but I bet the commander is a less annoying neighbour. Probably just quietly going about his day committing atrocities. Not like Josh, who would be no end of trouble.

I’d be like “at least it wasn’t Josh Lyman”

When I was at home over Christmas, my sibling insisted we palate cleanse with three episodes of Boston Legal after we watched some bad 2020s tv. It was a great choice.

I can’t tell if the murder hotel tv show is unusually boring this year or if I am just incapable of getting invested in a tv show that doesn’t have experimental brain surgery in it right now.

It’s hard to someone else [dylan g] living your dream [married to SPOILER]

Me staring longingly at the screen, rewinding the footage of my innie watching outie Mark in scenes with Patricia Arquette

I wish I had an innie who just had to watch the outie Mark bits of Severance.

Shipwars in small fandoms are so intense. What if I want the wrong people to kiss and like four specific people start hating me. Village feud energy.

I thought the holdovers was fine. I would probably not watch it again unless it happened to be on tv at christmas, but that seems like the exact time it was designed to be watched.

Watching a youtube video by a lady who hated the holdovers so much that she watched all of alexander payne’s favourite 1970s films to explain why they’re all much better. True commitment to haterdom. It warms the heart to see it.

Your outie was passionate and compelling in cradle will rock. Your outie was a better william of baskerville than sean connery. Your outie was strangely homoerotic with john goodman in barton fink. Your outie had a touching recurring role in monk.

What I like about Severance is that it’s basically a tv show about a weird religious nerd gradually learning that he is, in fact, international sex symbol John Turturro.