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(If it's during the Fringe and our dates happen to align, I'd love to catch up!)

11.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An illustration of a frog pointing to camera Text reads: YOU'VE GOT THIS* * neurodiversity Jaunty Art 26

You’ve Got This*

14.01.2026 07:57 — 👍 259 🔁 79 💬 4 📌 1

If you'd given me a million pounds I couldn't have guessed the context.

11.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We have a similar routine in our house.

My spouse: What would you like me to cook for dinner?

Me: [instantly forgets every food that has ever existed] uh. uhhhh. toast and a flapjack?

11.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my god, that's amazing.

11.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm so sorry. 💜

11.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am always ready for midday shenanigans! 📦

11.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*blinks sadly* guy,

11.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ZOE

11.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven't read Ode on a Grecian Urn for a while but I'm fairly sure that was a postscript.

11.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Calum can't have done it because he's fit." - Keats.

11.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Great, sorry to have taken up your time!" Then probably an enthusiastic wave, might get the door for them, offer them a biscuit before they leave, etc.

11.02.2026 12:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHAT

11.02.2026 12:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"So, uh.

Uhhhh.

Done any murders lately?"

11.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I *would* look great in a long mac, you're right. Alas, I have immediately been murdered.

11.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"But your honour, his voice! It is clearly so sexy."

[bangs gavel] AGREED.

11.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HEY-

11.02.2026 12:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yessss!

11.02.2026 11:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've just realised my entire defence of Calum boils down to "yeah, but would any character with a voice *that* sexy be a murderer? Checkmate, lads." #MOAFB

11.02.2026 10:56 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

The pronoun labeler was hugely useful (and was really functionality that the site should have integrated). Hopefully people will now use this one instead.

11.02.2026 09:55 — 👍 32 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, THAT'S why you were in the corner of my room earlier.

bsky.app/profile/hare...

11.02.2026 09:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry I'm a day late to the memes, I was busy being promiscuous 😔

11.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Biathlon medalist Sturla Holm Laegreid admits cheating on girlfriend"

Bi representation is just getting worse, smh

11.02.2026 09:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

YESSS

11.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've said different weird things simultaneously in two group chats and they've both gone silent.

haha, guys?

guys? 😅

10.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1

Oh, listen, I'm going to watch it! I've just (JUST) finished s1 and need to pause to have a lot of emotions.

10.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gladiators seems to pick whichever unit they like - there's a weird mixture of cm, inches, feet, metres...

10.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am surprised and appalled that there are further series. I can't imagine a better arc.

10.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

arghh oh god

10.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy crap, so #SquidGame series 1 is incredible. I did a LOT of yelling during that final episode. Mostly, "GI-HUN, NO!"

10.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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