Mike Reyes

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Oh hell. More people are following me here, and it honestly feels nicer than some other places.

Which means I should be putting more material up here.

So...is there anything you folks would be interested in seeing me do more/less of?

No wrong answers here.

If the next administration is serious about bringing filming back to the states, the best (and most Republican) thing they can do is create Federal tax incentives that make it cost the same as it does to film in London, Canada, New Zealand, or Australia. Hollywood would LOVE to shoot at home.

A simple guide to avoiding cancellation:

1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification.

2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself.

3) Don't say hateful shit.

4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard.

5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.

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Josh Ruben is one of the best people on the planet. No one deserves to lose their dream home, but people as kind and genuine as Josh and Lauren especially don't deserve this.

Donating to a Josh Ruben GFM? NO PROBLEM.

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You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

This. Absolutely this.

Senator that is a TIE fighter

RFK Jr: I used to fight my brain worm. We’d wrestle for control of my body. But then we made a truce where it gets to control me for 1 hour every day. We call it Worm’s Time. In fact, it’s happe-

*spasms, flops onto floor and begins slithering*

RFK Jr: (even more gravelly
voice) Wormsss time

...you just want me to sit in front of this stream all day, don't you? This is dangerous knowledge.

*studly. DAMN PHONE!

@themeparkdirk.bsky.social is a righteous dude. Full stop.

Happy belated birthday, you study friend you! Here's to many more in your empire of conquest.

"Succumb to your incisors..."

Oh...OH FUCK YES!

This is an official request to get @realgdt.bsky.social on #OverdueRentals, so we can talk out the underrated gem that is NIGHTMARE ALLEY!

I STILL remember the dark glee of that ending washing over me in that press screening.

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How many more Timothy Dalton Bond movies do we get in this reality...

I think I need to see if I can get to my local showing, because this sounds like it was totally worth it.

One of my favorites from childhood. I actually still have my original VHS of it! Both of those films are so perfect, and in very different ways.

I hate that this is a Wednesday...and it happens to fall on the 70th birthday of my father, the Bond fan who started me off.

But if they need anymore singers, I'd be happy to audition, practice, and knock it out of the park!

...assemble The Dudes.

Am I going to Scarborough Fair? How ‘bout mind ya business

My heart is always happy to see people coming around on this beauty.

Would one final season for Westworld have killed them?

...I still want to pitch them on letting me be The Grinch for a day.

I just got Watergate'd, and in the best way possible. #MuppetGate

Wait...are we all having an existential moment that may or may not be related to burnout? Or am I just projecting here? In any case, I look forward to seeing what comes out of this. :Dd

We got a similar delight out of Kamen's Three Musketeers score/single too, IIRC.

Le tits now 8 November 2019 (USA)

Le tits now (2019)

...I really hope a new del Toro box will be issued with the 4Ks that have been coming out. Kind of wondering if I should just hold out for a "complete" set in the future.

Mike Reyes here. Entertainment journalist/Podcaster, and general nerd about town. I'm meaning to get back into writing (non-fiction and fiction), and glad to meet up with whoever wants to connect through the Power of Lt. Cargill.

Jackson! So wonderful to have you here! I've been/will continue to look forward to reuniting with old friends on these other platforms.