Tom

I love sexy dice

y'know what? cock

Brian Thompson was directly responsible for more American deaths and family bankruptcies than I can count. And it was all considered legal. He would never do a day in jail for causing all of that unnecessary suffering.

People aren't supporting Luigi because he's got shredded abs.

Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming IKEA Photo of a small monkey in a tiny wool coat

happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate

RuPaul: Please welcome our *extra* special guest judge, United Healthcare CEO shooter, Luigi Mangione! Luigi, are you ready to meet my girls?

Luigi: Ru, I’ve got a good feeling that one of these queens has a great *shot* at becoming America’s Next Drag Superstar

#wicked

Apple's message summary is fucking hilarious omg

there are drugs and there is infinity nikki a game i never EVER thought I'd like.

A CEO of an insurance company was shot?

Hey Alexa, play No One Mourns the Wicked

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

Butt stuff

ngl I thought you meant pints of ice cream

only the elite americans will understand

And what about on Duolingo?

My cat Gilbert laying on a radiator and my cat George laying next to the radiator

Find someone who loves you as much as my cats love a radiator.

Something has changed within me, something is not the same*

(*I’m in bed by 10:30 for once)

Duo telling me i made 1288 duolingo mistakes

My anxiety to me

Her pussy isn’t green but it has plans to be carbon neutral by 2030

Don’t worry you guys, I have a friend in Australia who has assured me tomorrow is gonna be fine

Saw Wicked, it was very good.

Jonathan Bailey was gayer in Wicked than when he had Matt Bomer's foot in his mouth in Fellow Travelers (in a good way).

A lady writing “i’m ok” on a wall. from another angle, it’s says “i’m not okay”

sending a thank you after getting the wrong card in a wonder pick

Honestly that may be the way to do it 😂

I am 35 years old and STILL deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

This was a nice quick read. Hot and fun.

Bsky needs bookmarks for stuff like this, gonna do my best to remember this for later!

This sounds like my kind of bar

my daily mantra

Rosalina in casual clothes💫
#Rosalina