Chris

You discovered my secret @pharmrj.pharmsky.app

Mmmmm meaty lemons

The graphics on Grand Theft Auto VI are looking so realistic 😮

Fair point

You know what you really need on your day off? Someone using a leaf blower outside at 7am

The temptation is very much there but I’ll just feel bad for doing it in the morning

Tired enough to want to go to bed but also tired enough to not want to move from my current position 🤪

Honestly the amount of road and pavement works I’ve had to put up with in my local area in the last year and it just looks like an expensive mess

Have to clearly put in the instructions to remove your smart watch prior to any masturbatory actions

Or in km clearly 😉🤣

Here speaks the voice of reason

Ultimately it would have meant people who regularly run wouldn’t have entered because most if not all trackers don’t make the distinction as far as I know.

In any case the spirit is getting people moving not PEDantics. See what I did there?

Petition Garmin to be to able distinguish between running and walking “steps” then we’ll talk 🙃

I think calling our challenge “sport” is somewhat generous

Not even a day into our annual departmental step challenge and people are complaining that “running shouldn’t count”.

What is running if not very fast walking? 🤪

New dietary preference identified

Central Line no longer has the honour of being the Satan’s armpit of tube travel then

Same energy

Did he smash up a broom then kick the bin over?

No wonder that poor dog looks like it wants to do a runner

Anyone else get (ir)rationally annoyed when someone is breathing down your neck as you type and pounces on every single typo like they’re out for blood?

Yes I can spell my own job title Stacey, calm down

@dr-shenanigans.bsky.social

Literal thumb RSI every single time

Sadly being drunk in public at all times unfairly negatively looked upon

If someone could invent a way of turning down the volume of other people in your head I would pay them ALOT of money

Important question - how did you feel about this?

Galaxy Caramel > Cadbury’s Caramel

I actually love Bounty - I just know many don’t 😂

Unexpected mid-table placing for Bounty here I feel